WanTam🇰🇪

unarushia your corporate baddie a philosophical conundrum in the morning to challenge her mind na office husband anamuuliza "leo unavaa thong ama unakam ukiwa commando"

Paying taxes in Kenya feels like funding criminal activities.

@Colinhonjoro @kamauwaruhiu Where are you located?

@kamauwaruhiu I'm looking for someone who sells ratish,, any leads will be highly appreciated

This is a cow horn ,wise Kikuyu elders call it "nyaùndù" which roughly translated means "to disturb". This is reserved for greedy men during ceremonies, one of this is about one liter ,the gready man is given 3 in quick succession and very soon he is black out drunk leaving the other men free to enjoy their drink and talk long into the night using goat horns which are smaller . Sometimes acts of extreme generosity Carry malice you should learn to discern.

@areyoustanned @Nyanchama_45 Fb

@kigoro_216 @Nyanchama_45 Are you stanned😂

Hello Kox, am new to this app. Naskia huku mnaeza saidia mtu akiwa kwa shida. Kuna mwanaume jana alinitoa kwetu Nakuru nikuje kumsalimia huku Nairobi. So nilienda kwake. Akaniamsha 6am akisema kuna kazi anafaa kuenda so nikiamka nimpigie nimwambie kitu nitakula lunch.....👇

@areyoustanned @Nyanchama_45 I stan 😂😂😂

@Nyanchama_45 Pin location nakuja kukulipia na nigware pia

Dakika Imebaki thelathini , moja Kwa moja mpaka Hill Dickinson stadium mtazame Vijana wa Carrick wakifanya wanchokijua zaidii ,yaani kunyorosha wapinzani. Kaa nami

Tutawai penya?

Ugly broke unambitious nigga ndo narauka guns blazing mpaka kwa water dispenser. Nakunywa maji kama python ju jana marafiki walinipea pombe “at gun point”. Token inapiga hazard but not to worry, hii wiki nitatumia lightning kuona vitu kwa my silver apartment. Better days ndo hizi

Umescroll sana , simama hapa na unipee kalike na repost 😂

I should have listened to you😂💀

@Weeleey6 Apa nayo umeguzisha morara handball ndani ya box 😂😂💀

@kamauwaruhiu We mzee peana hio simu sasa😂😂

Was about to sleep but this can't wait ,you see last year my wife had some very funny symptoms including nausea and vomiting and I had been particularly active in the horizontal activities ,my fears were not that I was adding a new member to the KRA systems but that for man of my age people find it difficult to believe you can master that kind of machismo ,my wife's honor would be on the line ,but I had a plan, I had carefully selected the noisiest gossiper in nguirubi and would have made sure that she would be a paid influencer for my bed Minton abilities ,I was even prepared to pay a Mombasa vacation like oketch and thoroughly prove to her my abilities,luckily I didn't have to do all that turns out my love hadn't dewormed for a long time .

@OmeteCarDealers @Web3flux Apo Kwa just like your current girlfriend ndio dawa imepenya😂💀

@Web3flux Bora inafanya. As long as you bought it, it's new to you — just like the ex-Japan jalopies Kenyans drive. Just like your current girlfriend—she's used material but new to you.

If you buy a New Laptop and its wrapped na that colourless paper ya kufunga watermellon na upewe na laptop bag , that is not a new laptop. New Laptops come in boxes and are sealead just like new mobile phones. Wengi mko na ex UK mnadhani mliuziwa new devices.

@vincywilliams90 @Mzungu44 Ni kama,ebu FB mzee

@kigoro_216 @Mzungu44 Alaah kumbe tunakaa area moja

About last night, we are the prize ,ama namna gani !

@Mzungu44 Ukirudi hio area wee sema 😂

@kigoro_216 Ulikuwa unakaa aje😂

@farhiiiyaaa___ @AcaiLoveKE Do they offer delivery? If not,where can I find them?

People always ask, “Huwa unafikiria aje hizi vitu unapost?” Siri ni brain food 💜💜 source moja ni Acai which is packed with antioxidants that are good for your brain. Mandazi haiwezi kukupea hiyo😂😂 Get yours at @AcaiLoveKE 💜💜

@farhiiiyaaa___ Ushaniconvince. Sasa pia allow me to use this same strategy pale green app juu ndio clients wako😂

Nimepata my first advertising gig😂😂Huddle up! Strategy ni mlike, mfollow na minteract. Pale DMs I have made very many promises I dont think I can deliver. Msiniembarass 🙏😂 na mcomment things like,“Wow! I’ll def get it!💜” And “Ushaniconvince👏🏽” sitawasahau nikitoka block 👅👇🏽

WE'RE NEVER GONNA STOP! ❤️‍🔥

@SandyofCthulhu Plppt

A guy who, briefly, worked in a circus told me that when a lion and tiger fight, the tiger has the advantage one-on-one, because tigers rear up and use both foreclaws, while the lion stands on three legs and only claws with one. BUT, he said, the problem is lions are pack animals. So if a lion gets into a fight, all the lions pile onto the tiger. But the other tigers, asocial solitary predators, just sit there and watch their fellow tiger get massacred.