Matt K ⚓

@_Boondie_ Surely Barrett and Ralph and the bleeding hearts that pleased for life imprisonment for Voss will champion this cause too?

@killermattk Yeah mate that’s when it will pop up mysteriously again …Keays gave the ump a massive spray

Whatever happened to the Dissent rule? #AFLCrowsBlues

@vapidcool @City_Joondalup Yeah, see, then I become part of the problem, and it's visible to all that I'm being a douche.

@killermattk @City_Joondalup Park very close directly in front and behind

Neighbour taking the absolute piss out of @City_Joondalup by moving their car a little every 2 days while still parking behind our driveway. Rangers have visited but CoJ can't do anything if he exploits their rules. 1/3

@FootyRhino bloody Ellis not happy if you're not doing something, not happy when you are doing something. Bloody Pepsi, never happy. @HardBallGetsAFL

@TheMaineWonk Ahhhh, the chewbacca defence. Classic play, JD.

We are governed by the dumbest fucking people in our society. The rise and fall of MAGA needs to be studied

@RDC0792 @City_Joondalup It would be mighty coincidental. There's a lot of things that would be amazingly coincidental, but I'm not going to stoop to that. Having a laugh on social media at the city is fine with me. I pay my rates. If an accident happened where someone was hurt, I'd be upset.

@killermattk @City_Joondalup It would be doubly a shame if the cameras that you have facing out had a technical glitch that coincides with the slashing...

@DavidZita1 Maybe they start early tomorrow, maybe 8am est?

There will be no decision today. They will return tomorrow.

Lance Collard is fronting the AFL Disciplinary Tribunal. Follow via @FOXFOOTY and this thread… until I get on a plane at in 30 minutes or so and hand over to @maxlaughton.

@RDC0792 @City_Joondalup I have cameras; anything I may be implicated in would be too obvious. If a council vehicle was damaged, if someone was injured (we live in a cul de sac near a school) or acar crash (it's just past a corner), the council couldn't blame anyone. He's working within their rules.

@killermattk @City_Joondalup Shame if someone repeatedly slashed those tires that face your property and "fled through the park". They'd have no way to see it with the car parked there, and might have to move it onto the driveway they own (and have space on) so any cameras they have picked it up...

@Reggie927193 @City_Joondalup Backing in to a car that’s parked behind yours is still your fault though, yeah? CoJ says it’s not nice, but it’s not illegal. This guy is just being the community douche.

@killermattk @City_Joondalup I just reversed into my neighbors car he had 3 cars behind mine I just told him to park his fkn cars in the garage like every other Kent does literally no damage

@DavidZita1 Waaaaaiwaitwait 10 weeks for words..... Whoa.

The AFL is seeking a 10-week ban for Lance Collard.

@FootyRhino @Purplearmy2018 @freodockers Mate, can you call an uber so that @freopics_ can get back?

Good news. Lightning far enough away - @freodockers training will start in 10 minutes.

Rubbish trucks, street sweepers and traffic need to go around this vehicle for the last 6 months. We've had pets and our business complained about, where we've had to justify ourselves to council/RSPCA. Not this guy. 2/2

@JoshGabelich @AFLcomau @westernbulldogs Any relation to Tom Emmett?

Louis Emmett will make his debut for the @westernbulldogs against Hawthorn on Saturday night. Pick No. 27 in 2025 is in for Gather Round @AFLcomau

@BobTonga @Purplearmy2018 @freodockers

@killermattk @Purplearmy2018 @freodockers Was chatting with the owner who said they’re about to start an interstate membership where they send you a selection of their beers every 2 months.

Not me drinking Patty Voss’ beer @freodockers #foreverfreo #BobOnTour

@BobTonga @Purplearmy2018 @freodockers Yeah I checked on them and they have outlets here. No doubt they will ship.

@killermattk @Purplearmy2018 @freodockers Pfft, and they call themselves a bar! Reckon you can get that beer nationally (I fist had it in Victoria). That Rogue honey kölsch goes alright too if you see that again.

@BobTonga @freopics_ @freodockers @prancingponysa is the mob. Looks like an amazing selection. I'll try to find some locally, looks like Rosemount or Connolly for me.

@freopics_ @freodockers Up in the hills. Stopped in on my way into Adelaide.

@BobTonga @Purplearmy2018 @freodockers My can was found in Kuala Lumpur, which is a long way from SA! Unfortunately the bar was open, but never manned over the 5 days I visited. Almost like it was an art installation.

@killermattk @Purplearmy2018 @freodockers Couple of standouts. The red, the blond & the stout in particular

@BobTonga @Purplearmy2018 @freodockers Nice. Good beer?

@killermattk @Purplearmy2018 @freodockers The brewery is in the Adelaide hills between Mount Barker & Hahndorf. The beer is in my belly