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We have another vet appointment coming up which is gonna toll me another 300€ on top of the existing one for 400€ so money is gonna be really tight for me the upcoming year. Any lil penny you can spare would be incredibly helpful 💖 paypal.me/killpopSC2

it obviously comes from the wind instrument

what do you do when you’ve kinda messed up everything beyond repair and you’re 30 years old and actually autistic as fuck

@jonoblain 'advocaat' would be 'lawyer' in Swedish 😭 (advokat w Swedish spelling)

Assume the first World Cup team and head coach who share their name with a liqueur.

@bennetowuonda i borrowed a French dictionary from the library at age 9 because i was gonna learn French and "had to know the words" to do so, I just read it

Did anyone else read dictionaries and encyclopedias for fun as a kid or am I just weird?

@GoodVibePolitik me praying for a swe🇸🇪-🇧🇦bos finale 😭 i want an underdog finale and all the blue/yellow for added confusion and possible solidarity

Bosnia is making it to the round of 32 inshallah

Det var här vi vann matchen.

@footy_nordic STOCKHOLMSSTADION

If there was a Nordic World Cup, which stadiums would you want to see a part of it. Let’s have 1 from each country: 🇳🇴: 🇫🇴: 🇮🇸: 🇫🇮: 🇩🇰: 🇸🇪: Size doesn’t matter here.

@ZwebackHD its not like its happened a brazillion times!

This Germany Curacao game shows why the expanded World Cup is so embarrassing. Can you imagine a serious team losing 7-1 to Germany before all these new teams were let in?

"We are going to settle in Lebanon, Gaza... The Arabs, with god's help, either they will work for us if they act like well-behaved children or we will throw them one by one to their own countries" A religious Jew confronts ant-genocide protesters in "Israel"

@YanPeronn he does have the arrogance of Trump so i feel he fits right into that crowd 😭😭 oh Zlatan we all love to hate u or hate to love u

Zlatan while Sweden is playing in the World Cup:

In case you didn’t watch the World Cup today (matchday 4) >Germany beat Curaçao 7-1… like they did to Brazil in 2014 >Netherlands drew Japan 2-2. Match of the tournament so far >Côte d’Ivoire beat Ecuador 1-0 on a 90+1’ winner from Diallo >Sweden pounded Tunisia 5-1. 2 golazos from Ayari >Curaçao’s equalizer vs Germany at 1-1 was absolute scenes. One of the best moments of the WC so far >Curaçao became the smallest nation to ever play in a World Cup match >Kai Havertz scored his 4th & 5th career World Cup goal. Truly a big-game player >Netherlands Japan was quite in the 1st half. Netherlands went up in the 64’ but never count out Japan. They equalized off a corner in the 89’ >Japan fans stayed late after their game to clean up garbage in the stadium >Japan’s coach went viral for communicating tactics to his team by writing numbers on giant whiteboards and holding them up on the touch line >Netherlands still haven’t lost a World Cup match in 90 minutes since 2006 after their 2-2 draw with Japan >Scotland fans marched to Fenway Park and the Tartan Army took over the Boston Red Sox baseball game >Spain’s coach announced Lamine Yamal is fit and ready to play in their first game >Dutch fans took over the streets of Dallas Texas today before their match vs Japan >Fans noticed players have found a loophole for FIFA’s new 5 second throw in rule: The time starts when you have the ball in your hand… players just wouldn’t pick the ball up until they were ready to throw > Portugal players received a Diogo Jota bracelet with the names of every player on the team >Somali referee Omar Artan will be paid for his World Cup match assignments by FIFA despite being denied entry to the US and the border >Zlatan Ibrahimovic took a night off from covering the World Cup with FOX to attend the UFC event at the White House while Sweden was playing >The Uruguayan national team's plane was not allowed to head to go to the due to administrative issues, even though they play tomorrow. The team eventually arrived in America late Sunday night less that 24 hours before kick off >The story of the Curaçao coach was trending online: He led them to the WC, left the team to be with his daughter in the Netherlands who was fighting cancer, she got better & his replacement coach quit so he could return to the team. Today he became the oldest World Cup coach in history. >Let me know if I missed anything I’ll post daily recaps all World Cup long, follow me pookie :)

just realized how absolutely insane the Swedish term 'raggarsträng' is its so incredibly culturally specific 😭

I will never understand how so many of y'all were hoodwinked into believing the government should not use the money YOU PAY IN TAXES to create a social safety net that benefits YOU.

@bossbratbimbo i thought it was the batter for making onion rings 😭😭

the way I have no idea what sweet starchy goo she’s talking about

*shows american decadence propaganda* you losers dont even GET IT

It’s all made up and we can make it different.

@tofuafficionado begging people to learn how chickens are slaughtered

yea it’s pretty fucked up, yall should also look into how fucked up animal agriculture is for other animals too

@alfie_t8 import Swedish bullshit instead instagram.com/reel/DZQPTMAqd…

Just get pissed in a park ffs stop trying to import yank nonsense

@AzPetrich if he donated to some place which built him a wing then he could call it "the x-wing" n he just ... didnt take that chance

A trillionair, yet his name does not appear on a single school, university, library, museum wing, hospital, stadium, arena, airport, or endowed chairs. What a colossal waste of a human lifetime.

it depends on the roaches

Cut Canada some slack, they had to play Bosnia AND Herzegovina