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@killthpresident

i don’t know anything about anything

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mybirthdayiscomingup@killthpresident·
my four favorite portfolio pieces
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mybirthdayiscomingup@killthpresident·
i think squirt is pee but squirtingin itself is not just faking and peeing i think it’s a lack of control from muscle spasms in your core and vagurna
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mybirthdayiscomingup@killthpresident·
we’re never leaving the patriarchy tell me why none of my friends joined me on my getting fat and ugly journey to escape perception and everybody love god now
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mybirthdayiscomingup@killthpresident·
i start conversations at community college like this nowadays: “if you had a button that would kill everyone instantly would u do it”
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mybirthdayiscomingup@killthpresident·
i’m gonna get plastic surgery to purposely disfigure myself i dont want any remnants of human left
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mybirthdayiscomingup@killthpresident·
i have sweat rashes all over my body from my sedentary lifestyle
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urethra franklin@DoodooSimpanero·
I have a gf, and she is so blue
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mybirthdayiscomingup@killthpresident·
i haven’t drawn in so long. i should probably draw
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mybirthdayiscomingup@killthpresident·
everyone is ugly to me, and it’s okay. it’s okay to be ugly.
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mybirthdayiscomingup@killthpresident·
i just cant wait for the apocalypse to take everyone out
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mybirthdayiscomingup@killthpresident·
all tweets are slop right now like no one cares that ur a 24 year old girlfailure and u have a armpit fetish just die already
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mybirthdayiscomingup@killthpresident·
when ur a fat ugly girl with the nerve to also be annoying everybod7n fuci8hgn hates u
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mybirthdayiscomingup@killthpresident·
vast majority of my followers are porn bots..... the rest do not exist to me..
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mybirthdayiscomingup@killthpresident·
zara larsson made one mediocre song and people are acting like she ended apartheid
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ky@beyondseashells·
Throwback to when my ex sent biceps and almost everyone made fun of me for it
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mybirthdayiscomingup@killthpresident·
i’m crying about van gogh in this art history class bro omg why nobody else crying im so embarrassed
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