mybirthdayiscomingup

my four favorite portfolio pieces

i think squirt is pee but squirtingin itself is not just faking and peeing i think it’s a lack of control from muscle spasms in your core and vagurna

we’re never leaving the patriarchy tell me why none of my friends joined me on my getting fat and ugly journey to escape perception and everybody love god now

everyone has to die

i start conversations at community college like this nowadays: “if you had a button that would kill everyone instantly would u do it”

i’m gonna get plastic surgery to purposely disfigure myself i dont want any remnants of human left

i have sweat rashes all over my body from my sedentary lifestyle

@FoundYouAgain_ @DoodooSimpanero blue like my corvette

@DoodooSimpanero Blue are the people here that walk around

I have a gf, and she is so blue

i haven’t drawn in so long. i should probably draw

let’s die with momma

everyone is ugly to me, and it’s okay. it’s okay to be ugly.

i just cant wait for the apocalypse to take everyone out

all tweets are slop right now like no one cares that ur a 24 year old girlfailure and u have a armpit fetish just die already

when ur a fat ugly girl with the nerve to also be annoying everybod7n fuci8hgn hates u

vast majority of my followers are porn bots..... the rest do not exist to me..

@DoodooSimpanero hahhahahhahahaha

@killthpresident Hey mybirthdayiscomingup longtime no see 🔥

I’m white people

zara larsson made one mediocre song and people are acting like she ended apartheid

@beyondseashells HER CURLS 😍😍😍

Throwback to when my ex sent biceps and almost everyone made fun of me for it

i’m crying about van gogh in this art history class bro omg why nobody else crying im so embarrassed