@TimHortons why is it necessary for restaurants to deliberately dump out 1-3 inches of the French Vanilla before providing it to customers?
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kimberleymd
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kimberleymd
@kimberleymd
life-questioning, story-telling, craft-making, music-listening, film-loving, photo-taking, technology-thriving, astronomy-learning, creative canadian lass.
ontario, canada Katılım Ağustos 2008
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@bh_ I can't wait until you're an old man, so that I can experience the highest degree of old man ranting this world has ever known.
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I just found four seeds in a single seedless clementine slice. Is this legal?
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Just made a spreadsheet discovery & sighed audibly with delight because that's my life. Props to Google Sheets for its pane freeze options!
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@JohnNorton @BuzzerInMyPants will you be releasing more episodes this year? You're my favourite trivia podcaster!
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It's a fun night when you spend 2 hours reading a r/nosleep entry (& comments), and then can't go to the bathroom alone.
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This week in riveting sports news: in-flight turbulence causes NFLer to swallow tobacco chew, followed by vomiting & nearly missing a game.
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I'm only mostly ashamed to say that I'm about to cruise around looking for anyone selling thin mint girl guide cookies.
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One of the NHL's best players got grounded for sleeping in and missing practice. [Insert joke about crimes athletes don't get punished for].
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This whole wonderful week I get to say "I'm between jobs right now" and not actually mean that I'm unemployed.
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@JohnNorton for me, the premiere was one of those shows you want to like, even just as a guilty pleasure, but can't because it's that bad.
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A guy just drove by me on a motorized unicycle. Are you fucking serious, humanity?!
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While at the Apple store today, I was seated next to a girl who'd booked a genius bar appointment to ask how to uninstall League of Legends.
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Work assigned me the rdio account for my floor. Now to subject everyone to my music at a decibel range barely audible by humans above age 6.
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Why not thank the landlord for putting a junkmail recycling bin next to the mailbox by throwing a banana peel in it? Classy neighbours.
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@bh_ but you can help them get free coins and hatch their unicorn eggs faster? Don't be mean.
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I know I'm old because a joke, to me, is blaring the opening Lil Wayne song from Ballers in my apartment and pretending to enjoy it.
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@Katesssears @JohnNorton It must never come to that!!! On behalf of the rest of the world, John Norton, I thank you.
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@JohnNorton Sorry to be a creeper, tweeting you at two different accounts, but... is Buzzer In My Pants still a thing? It's amazing.
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