Kimbo 👅

@falco @TheYard This guy still exists btw

looking for someone extremely good at welding who is comfortable working with aluminum and wants to help restore a piece of yard history for me me and my fat ass would pay handsomely, please show work

@LudwigAhgren @vidIQ Using this as a laxative later

@vidIQ 🎯nailed it! like i always say 📈hours up DOES NOT MEAN 📈view up 📉sometimes less time streaming 📊means a better path forward 💯appreciate the thread

Ludwig tried starting a brand new Twitch channel from scratch. Here’s what happened. The rules: • Zero followers • Can’t use his name • No help from friends 5 hours later: He finally got 1 real chatter. The reality of small streaming hit HARD: 🧵

@slime_machine Holy shit

i finally saw a video of this dude talking and he is possibly the most closeted man of all the time, more than adin ross but its close

Do you guys unzip and let it hang when you’re up-to-bat in the urinal line too?

@falco Thx

we should be allowed to put some A1 on a steak without persecution.

Scared you might taste some meat, white boy? @falco Let the people reply

@willdoesediting @prezoh

@prezoh Oh that makes sense

i'm attracted to a BUG ........... it's so over

@hasanthehun Why’d you get this commissioned Hasan?

they made me a greywolf 😭😭

Two teetotals on a drinking podcast about to have top two episodes

@zNickYingling Lake-show

DENVER GETTING COOKED?????

@slime_machine Is this on the same level of everyone talking about Dune, for instance, or does the parasocial relationship add a new layer? Is Taylor just a brand in this conversation?

and i think everyone all at once listening to something and having thoughts and riffing about it is actually sick and something we dont really get to have anymore wrt the death of monoculture but i do think that something feels lost along the way we’re wired for the narrative ig

non ironic thoughts on taylor swift is that i think when you are this big and your lyrics are this constantly and overtly autobiographical it’s good for business but feels like the actual purpose of being a musician (to have bangers) is overshadowed by a weird public spectacle

Aiden did psychs with prezoh and schlatt

@slime_machine It was never your weight to carry, but it’s nice you made him look right-swipe-worthy

undoing the damage

@carlito_0000 @slime_machine

@TheYard Almost finished it

alright post the Spotify wrapped everyone who is the biggest for me …..

“Local Smash on Wednesday and pickle ball Thursday at the Y. Loaded week!” - boomer at the airport (one of the few I respect ig)

I’d love a Hard Knocks episode 10 years in the future of the women who boast they can “out smoke me” in their Tinder bio

“No but Van Wilder 1 cemented Ryan Reynolds as a charismatic actor, VW2 thrived off the popularity of Kal Penn in the early-mid 2000s, but the third movie wasn’t needed and dictated Jonathan Bennett’s B-list career on daytime programming…”

@mayahiga @slime_machine Let him frolic, it’s his time

@slime_machine slime pls come back to us buddy