Kinch Daedalus

Note change of display name & username. I'm still Dan, the aging reply guy and general curmudgeon. Thanks for staying.

@TheBedr00mBully Make sure it's properly wrapped in a protective tortilla first.

Can’t wait to have my taco stuffed with meat today

Gas is so high I suggest buying cocaine and running everywhere.

@queenie4rmnola @iamAtheistGirl The Trump administration is working on turning over public land to private profit, so no ordinary citizens, regardless of race, creed, or orientation, can enjoy it. This is the new equality.

Jim Crow deprived Black people of access to public land

@PlantRobinson And who says they don't do anything?

Happy Tiddie Tuesday!

@iamAtheistGirl He makes a special effort to show himself to bad spellers as well.

how convenient lol

@ughfinewhatever FYI, we raised three kids in a bigger house 40 minutes from downtown Chicago but head back to the city regularly to play.

would you rather live in a big city in a tiny apartment or outside the city but with direct access to it and in a huge house

@ughfinewhatever What is tax comparison? Do you like walking conveniences & entertainment, or space for stuff and relaxation? Raising kids? Crime differences?

@gardengirl125 @ThexyBeatht_2 Witty obscurity is the cornerstone of our brand.

@ThexyBeatht_2 We are notoriously hard to read 😭

@PlantRobinson "MSB Daycare Solutions"

Trapped with the new mean, stinky baby.

@adorableinNE I try to roam with someone else who has that stuff.

Question for the guys, how are y’all out there roamin’ the world without your hand sanitizer, at least two moisturizers, dental loss, a lip plumper, mints, a pen, snacks, 3 or 4 pairs of reading/sunglasses all in a cute handbag?

@Cactuscali1991 Done!

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@iamAtheistGirl They complain loudly and attack relentlessly as they suspect that we are right. It's basically arguing with themselves.

i don’t think he’s telling the truth about not caring

May the 4th be with us all, and rid us of this demon.

@iamAtheistGirl If God's given me that depraved mind that refuses to believe in Him, I'm gonna stop worrying about it.

free will is out the door

This genuinely might be the best thing I've ever seen on the internet 😂 (instagram: There I Ruined It)

@angel_0f_deathx Darth Angel

Obligatory may 4th tweet

@J_C_laire Some risks are definitely worth taking.

@kinch_daedalus 😘😘😘

Would you risk it? 😏

@PulpLibrarian I'm not looking for a way to make the cereal mushy that much faster.

Would you eat Corn Flakes with hot milk, like they did in 1939? I honestly am not sure...

"Promises," by artist Paweł Kuczyński.