Trip Fontaine

got the goth passenger princess singing along to country

I don’t trust anything that requires a donation

What’s the dumbest thing you love? Ridiculousness is one of my favorite shows, for example.

The 2000s were the opposite of brain rot. We were coding our MySpace profiles, jailbreaking iPhones, and pirating music on limewire for our mp3s.

need to be on a beach with cocktails.

Missing turns because that’s our song

Bro stop the truck

My boss (from Brazil) just declared she doesn’t like Vernor’s and the whole room of Metro Detroit-ers audibly gasped

Major cheat code in life: ask for big unreasonable things. The universe will meet you at the level of your audacity

finding peace and making money are my only interests right now.

dont forget to imagine the best case scenario, too

your girl’s name isn’t her name. it’s baby. don’t be disrespectful.

@owroot Holy shit

Tunnel of Trees (M-119) this afternoon.

needy passenger princess gf 🤝 bf that drives with one hand and holds her inner thighs with the other

I don’t wanna take advice from fools, I just figure everything is cool

unfortunately I cannot stop myself from making stupid jokes no matter how beautiful the woman in my bed is

Such a mood. My favorite moments with my girlfriend are when we’re trying to be intimate but she’s too busy dying laughing because I can’t stop doing bits. Seeing the woman I love uncontrollably laughing and smiling is genuinely better than sex

View of Tiger Stadium from the street 📸Credit: Rick Stewart