Vanityyy
2.5K posts


@montydnotorious @Adikastakes It's literally there what he did at psg, what kind of answers are you looking for lmao
English

@Adikastakes I stopped when you said every single place; trying to rewrite history; only at Barcelona and not towards the end of his career; what did he do at psg 😂
English

Am I the only one who doesn’t care about skin colour? I just love a pretty woman.
💎Bestcruzi🦅@bestcruzi
Dark-skin or Light-skin
English

@rjfrank02 @MacloveAddo @harab_man @Quaresma_32 Well Al nasr have been winning trophies until homelander came
English

@MacloveAddo @harab_man @Quaresma_32 He won the league for them?....PSG had won the league for almost 10 years consecutively without messi...delusional guy
English

@GloriousGod01 Let’s cook together and you opted to pay for the whole thing. You’d wouldn’t even see the two pieces should it be me
English

I came back from church today and some girls in my compound said "let's cook something and eat together." I said okay, no wahala. What do you want to cook?
They said white rice and stew with chicken. I asked how much they needed and the rough breakdown they gave me was: full chicken 13k, other things needed for the stew plus transportation 8k. Total: 21k.
I gave them 25k and told them to keep the 4k change for themselves. They cooked everything in my kitchen, served me, and we ate together. I didn't even bother to check the kitchen until they left.
I just went to check now. They emptied the pot. Not a single piece of chicken left in the stew. From a whole chicken, they gave me two pieces.
I spent 25k to eat one plate of rice.
I was even planning to eat from it before work tomorrow. That plan is gone.
Above all, love God.
English

@TheHateCentral @FCB_Lyne Sir Alex Ferguson btw, person way dementia been Dey worry when him talk this thing

English

@TheHateCentral Gave bro the whole forest and he still didn’t do shit
English

@TheHateCentral ‘Give me 10 logs of wood and Ronaldo and I will win the league’. They gave bro a forest and he still can’t win shit
English

@UtdFaithfuls Gernacho was ass in United and a prick that’s for sure, but you can’t compare the two scenarios. He was an integral part of the team prior to the finals. Playing him for just 20 mins was ridiculous despite the team playing absolute garbage the whole match. Competition also diff
English

Played 20 minutes for United in the final and complained publicly. Played just 4 minutes in the final for Chelsea, but no public complains.
Some people still haven't clocked how very ungrateful and disrespectful this guy was to us.
I'll be laughing at every bit of his downfall.
Fabrizio Romano@FabrizioRomano
🚨💣 Garnacho: “Until the final, I played every round helping the team… then the final arrives and I play 20 minutes?! I don’t know”. “The final, the season, the whole situation of the club… I will try to enjoy the summer and then we will see what happens”. 👀
English

@Mulfs_Ke @PicturesFoIder You are overthinking
You are Gay, a pedo, and an Indian
English

I’m in Lagos but I’m willing to come all the way to ogun to cook for you, just send your address and be ready for me. Don’t finish the oil too, we will need it for the stew cooking, amongst other things. I’ll be waiting for your address in my dm, thank you
5STAR💈@5starbarber_1
I need a male private chef around OGUN urgently that can make me chicken stew. My place is comfortable, there’s proper ventilation, and my bed is even soft 🌚
English






















