Glenn King

@TicketmasterUK I have queued since 8:45 this morning to finally get in to buy @oasis tickets at 15:00 for you to then boot me out, log me out and won’t let me log back in. Absolutely shocking stuff! so angry.

@TicketmasterUK @oasis Absolute fucking shit show!! Was in the que to even get on the site at 8:45 and I’m still in the queue now

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@carpenter_pc @SkySportsBoxing World famous boy

@SkySportsBoxing @king_glenn….have a look and see if you notice anything lol🥊

It's time for Mikael Lawal to prove his worth 😤 #LawalChamberlain | Live now

@parcelforce could you please tell me your procedure on putting in a complaint against a very rude delivery driver first thing this morning please.

@cemay I hope so we need saliba back. Xhaka was a big miss tonight aswell

@king_glenn I just got a feeling we'll turn up Wednesday.

OK boys, whoever scores a winner gets a shot at having the baby named after them if it's a boy!!!

@cemay We play like that we are getting thumped Wednesday

@king_glenn Tell me about it!! I wish I was a normal woman into shoes and make up. Football is an absolute fucking killer.

@cemay I turned it off at half time! I’m too old for this shit

@king_glenn I'm lucky I've not gone into labour tonight!!! 🤦🏽‍♀️

@PrimeHydrate @prawnstar121

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@Harry2671 It’s gotta be a toss up between him and Jamie ohara for the biggest cunt on tv

Fucking love it #garthcrooks 🛎🔚

@mcviper youtu.be/_CKH9yNWHUc

Send me an old school garage tune you never hear DJs playing

@noprobsju This is how my evening went :-)

I’m in a pub and a guy keeps locking eyes with me, that feeling of being desired, the only one in the room that they want, is unmatched. If I find out he’s got a mega drive and Sonic 2 I’m going home with him.

@DartsWDF Watched every match this week! and then you don’t put one of the semis on tv absolutely shocking!!

HUTCHINSON IN THE FINAL The dream continues for Kirsty Hutchinson as she makes the final on her first Lakeside appearance with a deciding leg victory over Rhian O'Sullivan! #WDFDarts

@MicahRichards are you still alive?? I have watched this over and over and it gets funnier every time🤣 absolute golden! Poor Roy 🤣

@cemay Stick with me kid, I’ve got plenty more where that came from.

@king_glenn 😂😂😂😂😂 OMFG You are bloody hilarious. I'm sure to get full marks for that one 🤣🤣🤣

I have to write 40 lines of poetry for uni. I've done 27 over 2 poems. If anyone fancies a laugh, hit me up 😂😭