Mikael~stan⚪🥇

@FabrizioRomano I knew they would win

Manchester United win at Stamford Bridge! 🚨🏄🏼‍♂️ Who’s been your Man of the Match?

@OfficialFPL Wtf Spurs. Damn

Goal - RUTTER Assist - VAN HECKE Spurs 2-2 Brighton (90+5 mins) #FPL #TOTBHA

@AbsoluteBruno @dickson_gh Sell that keeper

Trivela freekick wtf😭😭

@S_P_A__R_T_A Squad dey launder money for Ghana here waa

😭😭 herh

@Ludathygoat Blocked

Wanna bury my dick so fucking deep inside her that I nut right on her heart ♥️

@FabrizioRomano Better than Puyol

🚨 David Alaba, expected to leave Real Madrid as a free agent as reported since November. Several clubs already approached the Austrian defender, out of contract at Real Madrid.

@fvckfemi_ And that’s because you are not going to receive salary😭

if i died and went straight to hell, it would take me a month to realize i wasn't at work anymore

@JakeRammos Drake?

gun to your head name a canadian

@JasmineSaaka Herh!

He is like a brother to me 🔥❤️

@SM_CEE10 @PhilipNarh11 Someone’s wife you are doing abortion with saa no.

There’s this girl I dated for five years. During that time, she had about three abortions, and I was involved in those situations I even gave her money for them, although I sometimes wonder if she was being completely honest with me back then. From the beginning, we both knew we couldn’t end up getting married. Recently, she lost her dad, and not long after that, she suggested we should break up. What surprised me was that she seemed to leave me for another guy, because within a few weeks she was already in a new relationship.

@theMadridZone Speak to Perez to get Vini sold and we will start winning

🚨 Kylian Mbappé on IG: “We tried until the very end, but it wasn't enough. It's disappointing to be eliminated from such an important competition, but we have to look ahead. We need to take a hard look at ourselves to avoid this kind of disappointment again. We will never give up!!! In Madrid, failure has never been and never will be an option. But I promise you one thing: we will start winning again and very soon.”

@AdriRM33 Lmao he has been paid

Vinícius Jr disfrutando hoy con su novia 🤍

@theMadridZone @AbrahamPRomero BREAKING: Real Madrid doesn’t want to win anymore trophies

🚨 BREAKING: Real Madrid want ALL of Mbappé, Viní and Jude to STAY. @AbrahamPRomero

@TouchlineX Rather let Perez be the coach

🚨 Real Madrid’s top coaching options if Álvaro Arbeloa is dismissed this summer, according to Perplexity: • José Mourinho • Ruben Amorim • Enzo Maresca • Jurgen Klopp

@the_marcoliboy He will cook with Liverpool. Sad

He was never the problem, wish you all the best Gaffer

@Ennyofken Send it to me

I have money but I’m not happy, what should I do ?

@haha_girrrl Give me B

You’re 22. You get two job offers: Option A: - $65k salary - 40 hrs/week - Low stress - Slow promotions Option B: - $100k salary - 60+ hrs/week - High stress - Huge promotion rate You have a bond of 5 yrs Which do you take?

@sir_lux_ May i never meet bitches like this one in my entire life, God please

Date cancelled 💔 We both agreed to go on a date today by 6pm. We spoke in the morning and afternoon. 30 minutes to date time, She texted that the cloth she wanted to wear, the zip just got spoiled and she is frustrated about it. I suggested she change to another dress, look for another dress on her wardrobe. After like 10 minutes, she texted me and asked "if I can send her some money to buy a new dress at the boutique". I still never reply💔

@theMadridZone No. Get me a manager with balls

Should Álvaro Arbeloa stay at Real Madrid — YES or NO?

@so_katman @vinijr Epain me chale

@king_mike0 @vinijr Easy 🤣

Eu farei 10x se for preciso. Eles não estão preparados.