Jeff 💀

“Somebody that works hard for their money is not going to be popping bottles in the club.” — Madame Joyce

I need a nonchalant response to “I am done with this relationship”.

I ONCE TASTED POOP, and I don’t think I’ll ever do it again, honestly. There was a time I gently asked my boyfriend if we could try anal. I knew it might be a bit tricky, so I made sure we used plenty of lube to make it more comfortable for him. I was very gentle and careful, but when I tried to insert the vibrator, he reacted strongly to the pain and couldn’t handle it, so he asked me to stop. The vibrator got stuck, and when I tried to pull it out, I pulled too hard and some POOP ended up on my face. It was quite watery, and I ended up tasting it 🤢it was strange, though not as bad as I expected.

Olise btw, doesn’t try to take on 5 players for TikTok highlights, Gets doubled marked, he makes a simple pass, only dribbles in a 1v1 position . That’s how the best RW ITW plays

Olise had 5 Real Madrid players surrounding him and he didn't even flinch

Yes, here is Lamine Yamal holding on to the ball for too long when he should be creating goal scoring opportunities for his teammates

It's crazy despite Yamal being so good there are some flaws in his game. He often gets overcrowded because he holds onto the ball for too long. This Roony guy created a perfect goal scoring opportunity for Araujo. There are many instances where he can release the ball a bit quicker. It's easy to scapegoat his teammates since Ferran is already very hated. He's still 18 and developing but he really needs to work on few aspects. Great players always tried to grow. If Barca fans already put Yamal above the club they'll suffer more in future. They must let him evolve.

Olise > Yamal But you’re not ready for this conversation.

CLEAR foul and took the ball to time waste but they’re all shocked he got a 2nd yellow 😂😂😂

YAMAL COME OUTSIDE THIS IS THE BEST RW IN THE WORLDDD

ANOTHER UCL TROPHY DRIFTS AWAY FROM KYLIAN MBAPPE 💔 REAL MADRID ARE ELIMINATED FROM THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE BY BAYERN MUNICH 🤯

Lamine Yamal is going through 4-5 players in the Atletico Madrid box 😭

We fought until the end.