steven.

@whatsuptucson police escort headed down Campbell with 5 tour buses. Anyone know who’s in town headed to airport?

Anyone know of a job paying $50+ hours to just vibe?

unfortunately i’m not addicted to the grind i am addicted to the unwind i love chilling and relaxation and overall taking it easy

“You didn’t save my life! You ruined my death” was such a hard line. Can’t believe it’s from Pixar’s Incredibles

Happy Mothers Day to the Love of my life and the best mom ever to my kids. She really shows how much work goes into being a home maker and how if done right, raising kids is a chore. But she does it with ease. I couldn’t have chose somebody better. I love you my lil air fryer

Walmart must be a disco bc I am panicking

Just got out of a 12 hour shift to my tire being flat. I’m not even trying to put on the spare, just sitting in the car waiting for it to stop raining. I’m so tired

When the devil can’t reach you he sends a CAPRICORN.

My lovely wife really does make this house a home and I am so grateful every day. She is an amazing wife and the best mom to my kiddos. I love her so much ❤️

Really getting sick of panic attacks everytime I go out

Rob Thomas and Carlos Santana really had a point. This really is like 7 inches from the midday sun

So proud of my baby sister. From Kinder graduation to Highschool. Give it 4 years and there will be a UofA graduation too!

You ever fall asleep on a city bus? Fuck a few floors, I once teleported from the south side all the way downtown

Queer Eye? More like Extreme Makeover: Homo Edition

Why my 3 year old watching that cake show on Netflix?

I like that Miguel saw “Seize Your Moment” and immediately thought grave robbery

Still love her though

I thought I was going to get a nice nap but my wife is trying to write a screamo remix of Talking to the Moon by Bruno Mars. So I’m up

Why can Dolores hear Luisa’s eye twitch but not hear abuela talking to the candle saying how fragile the magic is?

I just want my babies to feel good and get a good nights rest )-: