Al King

set up @kingal@hachyderm.io, dunno if I'll use it. i'm also kingal on cohost

the company that did my anesthesia keeps bugging me for a review. Dude. i have no idea how it was. i was Asleep .

@Brocklesnitch hav you seen the fake actors roundtable he’s in?? it’s incredible youtu.be/uhvEr8OCtfI?si…

My gf has started watching the leftovers and we agree Justin Theroux is sooo attractive

@lllliatttt problematic faves

turns out i am allergic to a secret 81st thing :/

@Brocklesnitch where was this energy for phantom thread?? why did no-one want to dress as the guy so annoying his fiancee had to poison him

I really liked one battle but I will resent it a little bit when every second straight man is wearing a flanno this Halloween

sending tweets that pissed me off to the group chat like an ant taking poison bait back to its colony

@aj_pant41 @i_zzzzzz too proud of the “succulent chinese meal” riff to fully disown it

@i_zzzzzz I’m surprised he took claim for Napoleon even though we’ve all watched it

Love the implication here that he’ll do a rewrite for anyone who asks but it’s only happened twice

@Brocklesnitch standish yesss!!!

Can’t wait to see new slow horses and especially Catherine 🥵

@FilmUpdates telling my kids this was R Crumb

"If you read this you are gay lmao" we're still trying to determine the meaning of that last phrase sir

There’s only 95 people in the world and sometimes they dress up as other people to trick me

I don't have anything to contribute to sopranos discourse but my 2yo has a jellycat bunny named tony soprano so I say 'tony soprano' about 500 times a day. do you want tony soprano. let's cuddle tony soprano. tony soprano is under the couch. don't drop tony soprano in the gutter

Posting a picture of a mailman and asking "What is this genre of person called 😭"

@Brocklesnitch it’s like eliza doolittle elocution practice

This clip of Alison Brie and Dave Franco discussing her first on screen role has given me a beautiful new phrase

@carolinerannard it looks like double decker underpants unfortunately

in case likes become public again i love the fabric hate the romper

@carolinerannard maybe they’re giving people bad advice because they’re bored

i find myself in no man’s land (disagree with opsm staff re what glasses suit me)

@equine__dentist i got a grand mal seizure from this burg and my hands were essential

you’re gonna need two hands grandma

@river_kenna also: if it fits the description of limerence, there may be something about them that you haven’t opened to in yourself, so that van be a guide like any projection

@river_kenna if you hold it right it’s mostly seeing them without strategising. it doesn’t demand action beyond your means or anything like that (if reciprocated and compassionate, people would want you to be taking care of yourself)

been falling in love with too many people how do i handle this