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@kingal

he/him/oh hi there. hail eris, not too much mind. kingal on hachyderm, cohost, bluesky

@[email protected] Katılım Şubat 2009
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Al King
Al King@kingal·
set up @kingal@hachyderm.io, dunno if I'll use it. i'm also kingal on cohost
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devin 🎱
devin 🎱@fartpog·
the company that did my anesthesia keeps bugging me for a review. Dude. i have no idea how it was. i was Asleep .
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My gf has started watching the leftovers and we agree Justin Theroux is sooo attractive
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Al King@kingal·
@Brocklesnitch where was this energy for phantom thread?? why did no-one want to dress as the guy so annoying his fiancee had to poison him
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Bec Shaw@Brocklesnitch·
I really liked one battle but I will resent it a little bit when every second straight man is wearing a flanno this Halloween
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demi adejuyigbe
demi adejuyigbe@electrolemon·
sending tweets that pissed me off to the group chat like an ant taking poison bait back to its colony
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AjP@aj_pant41·
@i_zzzzzz I’m surprised he took claim for Napoleon even though we’ve all watched it
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Bec Shaw@Brocklesnitch·
Can’t wait to see new slow horses and especially Catherine 🥵
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Steven@StevenWallaby·
"If you read this you are gay lmao" we're still trying to determine the meaning of that last phrase sir
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summer 🖕
summer 🖕@salesforcechild·
There’s only 95 people in the world and sometimes they dress up as other people to trick me
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marrowing@marrowing·
I don't have anything to contribute to sopranos discourse but my 2yo has a jellycat bunny named tony soprano so I say 'tony soprano' about 500 times a day. do you want tony soprano. let's cuddle tony soprano. tony soprano is under the couch. don't drop tony soprano in the gutter
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Brooks Otterlake
Brooks Otterlake@i_zzzzzz·
Posting a picture of a mailman and asking "What is this genre of person called 😭"
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Bec Shaw@Brocklesnitch·
This clip of Alison Brie and Dave Franco discussing her first on screen role has given me a beautiful new phrase
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Al King@kingal·
@carolinerannard maybe they’re giving people bad advice because they’re bored
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caroline@carolinerannard·
i find myself in no man’s land (disagree with opsm staff re what glasses suit me)
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Al King@kingal·
@equine__dentist i got a grand mal seizure from this burg and my hands were essential
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horse dentist@equine__dentist·
you’re gonna need two hands grandma
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Al King@kingal·
@river_kenna also: if it fits the description of limerence, there may be something about them that you haven’t opened to in yourself, so that van be a guide like any projection
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Al King@kingal·
@river_kenna if you hold it right it’s mostly seeing them without strategising. it doesn’t demand action beyond your means or anything like that (if reciprocated and compassionate, people would want you to be taking care of yourself)
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God-Emperor of Vibes
God-Emperor of Vibes@river_kenna·
been falling in love with too many people how do i handle this
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