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@huhneymoan @madstwts @backtohopeless @charli_xcx where the fuck does that put mitski

@madstwts @backtohopeless @charli_xcx She is back to khiw asylum. She’s making music since 20 years and only one album has hits. She’s tanking again

i’m not trying to repel people away or convince people into liking me. i’m doing what i feel is truthful to me. i think existing as a human being in 2026 is really hard for a multitude of different reasons. my solace is art but sometimes that doesn’t even really feel safe in this day and age. maybe you feel the same idk? just giving you my thoughts. love you xx

@DannyCopus @nbcsnl Danny Copus!

@nbcsnl is trash. 🗑️ When you need to be so crass to get a laugh, you expose your lack of actual talent. You’re not clever. This is not comedy. This is just juvenile, and some of it is flat out weird. Joking about pedophilia? What the actual hell is wrong with you people? But, congratulations on finding enough audience members in New York City whose IQs are low enough to actually find this garbage funny. Btw, Scarlett Johansson married into this? Now, THAT’S funny. What a waste.

Season 51 Finale Joke Swap with Colin and Che!

@RichyVamos @LAClippers Lakers in 7?

@LAClippers YOU NEVER BEEN TO THE FINALS YOU NEVER BEEN TO THE FINALS YOU NEVER BEEN TO THE FINALS YOU NEVER BEEN TO THE FINALS YOU NEVER BEEN TO THE FINALS YOU NEVER BEEN TO THE FINALS

WE GOT THE 5TH OVERALL PICK WE GOT THE 5TH OVERALL PICK WE GOT THE 5TH OVERALL PICK WE GOT THE 5TH OVERALL PICK WE GOT THE 5TH OVERALL PICK

What is peter teal email??

@trndytrndy These are all just things from ~10 years ago. In 5 years they’ll be Hutton

Worst pop production trends of the past decade: - brass hits - vocal hook/vocal chops that are pitched up 1 octave - dj snake vocal sample lead - tropical house

@woahhvickyyy Me. Please.

I'm going to be in Los Angeles for a few days. Does anyone know any God fearing men who could take me out? I'm looking to be a wife!

@intern3tfamous @hd__angel_ What dat

@hd__angel_ Uvc was special the self promo channel alone there had like half of the notable ug to me

My first exposure to 2hollis was in uvc days 2021 when he was the guy who made "chainmail", micro genre which was like, digicore with medieval MIDI melodies or something. After he became an eboy heartthrob I never really processed it. In my head he's the chainmail guy

Does it get worse?

The strap on my Gucci slide came clean off when I was tryna talk to some bad bitches and I had to walk to class in my socks

@gnkazeles @iwsfutcmd Righttt

@iwsfutcmd Same way as in the West. Performatively Alt or dysgenic is left. Otaku, working man, actually alt, sensitive young man, traditional festival enjoyer, patriotic is right wing.

i just realized i have no stereotypes whatsoever about what left- vs. right-wing Japanese people look like

@BoatsNHoespt2 My bad

Yall be thick as hell on here like unrealistically thick

@NickAdamsinUSA Talk to em nick

I just overheard a group of women ordering smoothies after pilates talking about the State of the Union. “I was low key kind of turned off by the Democrats,” one of them said while sipping a green smoothie. “Trump was low key saying some really normal stuff and they were, like, having a menty b about it.” “I was embarrassed for Ilhan Omar, like girl, take a seat.” “TBH I kind of got the ick when she was shouting at the president like that.” “She crashed out and it really made me doubt if I could…” she said as her voice trailed off, unsure of what to say next. “Ever vote Democrat again…” “ . . . ” A hushed silence fell over the group as they all carefully weighed their responses. Seconds felt like minutes, as these woke young women decided how to react to an unthinkable comment from their friend. “Same.” “Bet. I was thinking the same thing.” The girls demeanor entirely changed as they all realized they all felt the same way. “Did her you see Melania’s outfit? Omg she totally ate in that suit,” one chimed in, fawning over the First Lady’s impeccable fashion choices. “Have you seen her movie yet? It was AMAZING!” “Girl, it’s easier to get a table at the Polo Bar than it is to get tickets to Melania,” the other replied. “I’ve been trying for weeks and it’s sold out everywhere.” “I need to see it. She slays so hard. I wish she could be First Lady for another term.” They all nodded in agreement. The blue wave died Tuesday night.

@api_dos @lolnochilly @patrickcctv Communism is founded on Spotify payouts?

@lolnochilly @patrickcctv Spotify does 23 billion song streams per day. Even if the value of Ek's stake didn't crash upon seizing it, which it would, it would only cover a 32 c$ payoutz per stream *for a single day*. Then it's gone. Communism is founded upon ignorance of basic arithmetics.

Users would have to pay $4,500 per month for Spotify to pay $1 per stream

@ChineseInfantry We used to forage for berries😭😭😭

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@broogs @Beengvne @ribbonmaw Why do you assume I have a problem engaging in conversation rather than the reality, wherein I have a problem engaging in conversation with women

There's a reason 99% of men feel this way but I don't think you guys are ready to hear why

Mexikodro Concert

@still713 Don’t worry bro

After all of that, Luther ( Vandross ) better win Record of the Year

@madokaleninist @zam47201618 Youre deadass also the guy in the picture😭😭😭😭😭😭LRD😭😭😭

Hot chocolate, candy canes, and great sex. Yep, it’s that time of year again #Christmas ❄️🎄

@BalogunAbass12 No.