Elvis King

@JMV1070 the Yoda and Luke thing where Luke sees himself as Darth Vader in the cave is probably the most impactful thing in the entire movie series! Don’t become your father! For crying out loud! 😂🤷🏼‍♂️

@JMV1070 @JakeArthurNFL the problem since Ballard has taken over is, they always seem to go into a season with a few major holes that never get addressed. When they could easily do it with a veteran or two. But they love to save that money.

The Eastern Conference sucks.

So my dogs yearly vet appointment always seemed to happen on May 4th. We have got off schedule a bit and it’s the 12th this year. But the ladies at the vet always used to write on the receipts, “May The 4th be with you Obie Wan Kenobi!” Because that’s my big dogs full name! 😂

Aziz Ansari is SNL's Kash Patel

Knicks vs. 76ers is set for the second round. Current get-in prices: Game 1 (PHI @ NYK): $503 Game 2 (PHI @ NYK): $507 Game 3 (NYK @ PHI): $278 Game 4 (NYK @ PHI): $262 Game 5 (PHI @ NYK): $651 Game 6 (NYK @ PHI): $275 Game 7 (PHI @ NYK): $946 (Via @TickPick )

I really feel like this is the year the New York Knicks make it to the NBA Finals! And then proceed to get their asses whooped by either OKC or San Antonio! 🤷🏼‍♂️😂 @btdew @JMV1070 @KBowen1070 @MarcD1075 @RomeovilleKid @jakequery

It’s May 1st and we have a frost advisory tonight! This is supposed to be one of our warmest months? Yet I had to get the wood stove going tonight. Glad I haven’t messed with the garden yet or brought out the garden hoses!

@RomeovilleKid @TheAthletic @mchappell51

I accidentally hit a button on my suburban and it started talking to me and saying On Star. What the hell is On Star? I had to keep hitting buttons until she stopped asking if I was there.

October 1983: Waits performs “I Beg Your Pardon,” “I Wish I Was in New Orleans,” and “Frank’s Wild Years” at the piano for Channel 4’s Loose Talk. m.youtube.com/watch?v=l2RXbP…

The fancy bathroom they let us truck drivers use where I deliver. I don’t know what is up with the Michael J. Fox picture on the mirror??

@ZachOsterman What’s crazy is he died on Willie Nelson’s birthday yesterday.

We’re running out of folks who sang on Heartworn Highways and we’re not better for it.

Thomas Magnum solved 100% of his cases in 1983 despite his shorts cutting off 100% of blood flow to his testicles.

Gas prices have jumped almost a full dollar since I left for work this morning.

@MarcD1075 I just saw someone post that an hour ago! What the hell? I didn’t even look when driving home from work around noon.

Jambalaya just got finished!