Jonathan Mack

poor people be like this is my daughter i named her rayvn

@ASHTREY_0 @shirtwascash @real_irl_nigga i thought the whole point was torturing people in the tank and making it miserable for them. when did u guys collectively decide this was some drama character building shit

@shirtwascash @kingquacgetter @real_irl_nigga Real. I honestly don't even care about Frank or Fatty not being there. But it really feels like they are throwing out everything the OG's liked and going full steam ahead w/ the nu-phag shit. They brought back Alex B and Burt, the only 2 people I actually switch cams to avoid

OG MDE oldheads used to warn the zoomer era was a mistake fans from pre-adult swim hated it and us newfags thought they were wrong. FTL launch finally laid that to rest, we won still think the zoomer era was great... tacxin, joeyy, etc. But maybe the oldheads had a point

Poor people always post pictures with their significant other in an LED strip lit room lying in a bed with visibly polyester sheets and comic book graphic t shirts on

@ellobosalvaje so true bro

It’s better to be single than it is to be in a long term relationship with no kids I’d rather be by myself than with a woman 24/7. The kids are what makes the sacrifice of solitude and freedom worth it “guys” like this are sus, they’re literally just hanging out with a girl everyday, and possibly even enjoying it It’s better to be alone with no responsibility and limitless opportunity

on left: aristocratic overlord of small town 1321ng/dl test 16 children 16 mothers on right: colorized photo 1943 jewish camp escapee after hair transplant surgury 91ng/dl test

@JEverettLearned good vid bro heil hitler

-Your therapist's favorite book is bullshit -The Body Keeps the Score created the obsession with trauma -It's HUGE- more Amazon reviews (80k) than A Game of Thrones -Led to a $10,000,000 2nd book deal -...it's bullshit - absolutely filled with shockingly bad scientific errors

@shirtwascash @real_irl_nigga yo bro im a long time mde fan but never rly watched fishtank past s1 i constantly see tweets with people saying fishtank is dead and has been killed ect but the viewership #'s were very solid everytime i looked what r u nigas talking abt when u say its dead or ''jet ruined it''

@real_irl_nigga 100% agree but it didn't outgrow the audience. That implies good decisions that grow until the chance to "sell out" But that didn't happen, instead it destroyed itself with bad decisions and now is so insular and fragile they became reddit mods That isn't "outgrowing"

@bubblegumbword Postpartum is fake. What the medical scientists won’t tell you is that all women right after giving birth want to is have constant sex

Just told my bitch wife suffering from postpartum depression that there’s a lot of narcissism in self-hatred

@LupeVirgilMom I have a great tweet on this

33yr old dude from the gym asked me if I saw the clip of Theo von getting called crazy by Joe Rogan last week like it was the second 9/11

I’m done retweeting shit this the me show

Deez niggas really trine bag chase cause they daughter was a hashtag young ho Like bich u was crushing 1k migs of caffeine a day???? U never see da Andrew Hubert man podcas 🤣

@_despairagus @Real_OJ_Lawyer @GreenTextRepost @Epicartworks Baby you misunderstand us. We yearn for our mentally ill girlfriends. It keeps us up at night the thought of what could have been, this is a tragedy not a comedy

@Real_OJ_Lawyer @kingquacgetter @GreenTextRepost @Epicartworks the way you degenerates talk about mentally ill people im so glad you’re both alone

Submission by @epicartworks

@brett02e @Real_OJ_Lawyer @GreenTextRepost @Epicartworks you guys are playing on easy mode. when i started dating mine she had already been in the crazy house a few months prior

@Real_OJ_Lawyer @kingquacgetter @GreenTextRepost @Epicartworks It was about 2 years. In retrospect, she was having some mental problems the whole time. It was just not that bad for the first year.

@brett02e @Real_OJ_Lawyer @GreenTextRepost @Epicartworks i think most men deep down know its not normal thats why we usually hide away our psyco girlfriend from the world. its just having sweetie pie foid telling you that ur the only reason she wont k herself plays into ultimate chad fantasy and sense of purpose young men crave

@Real_OJ_Lawyer @kingquacgetter @GreenTextRepost @Epicartworks Women in general are emotionally unstable, relative to a normal man. But still, barring extreme circumstances, a sane woman will not break down crying in public or sob uncontrollably for an extended period of time. Inexperienced men don't know what is normal or not.

@Real_OJ_Lawyer @GreenTextRepost @Epicartworks miss her and love her though, best girlfriend ever. would never do it again. im sure you understand

@kingquacgetter @GreenTextRepost @Epicartworks sheeeeeesh i lowkey forgot about the cutting mine had a whole ladder goin up both arms and some on her thighs bitch was crazy crazy

@Real_OJ_Lawyer @GreenTextRepost @Epicartworks facts bro every real niga has a cutter gf and has to escape at some point

@GreenTextRepost @Epicartworks dodged a bullet girls like her are the worst

Trader Joe’s cashier (confirmed 19 years old) gave me the eyes today as I purchased my third dozen of eggs this week. Some sick longhouse humiliation ritual after my multiple failed attempts at getting her attention. She makes small talk “You sure love your eggs don’t you anon” no these are purely an energy source dumb bitch but I appreciate the attempt at conversation. Nightmare. Every day I am tortured. “Would you like to round up to donate to charity?” she whispers to me while sucking her two fingers. I stare directly at her breasts as she speaks to me and give her a thumbs up when she’s done. So supple. So young. Thank you for knowing me. The real me. We don’t have much time. World War Three is imminent. “We have to get out of here” I tell her. She moans my name and hands me my receipt. “Here, come with me” I say as I reach out for her. She shrinks to the size of a pencil and I put her in my front pocket. “Wow, you’re really strong” she tells me. “That’s none of your business” I reply through tears. Our love knows no boundaries; neither size nor age can hold us back. My thiamine kicks in. Clarity. What are these thoughts? What are these feelings? I came here for my eggs and now I’m rounding up for the liberals? She has completely manipulated me. I remove her from my pocket and restore her to size. I take my own liberties with the breasts. We make love and I leave without taking my bag. I cannot believe how much suffering I must endure day in and day out and there is nobody there for me to lean on

@VjDontMiss If larping is where he draws the line this guy is going to face a harsh reality when he learns about every other gen z woman alive

She was cool until I realized she lowkey a larper