Imagine Osimhen in Barcelona, imagine what El classico will look like 😂
It's going to be peak cinema
Big_Hut🧩@Hutman_RM
This is embarrassing
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Oluwasegun
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Oluwasegun
@kingroyce01
Common sense and Empathy
Heaven's Gate Katılım Nisan 2016
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Aside Mr. Macaroni, all Nigerian celebrities can get killed for all I care
DANDIZZY@iDanDizzy
Let’s not ignore this Agbero pandemic In lekki, no be until them kill one celebrity una go begin address am ooo.
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@iDanDizzy Who TF cares about Nigerian celebrities, make them kill all of them for all we care (except Mr. Macaroni). 😭🙏
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@UdoBartho We are never making it out as a country, the number of stupid people are overwhelming the few normal ones
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Dear Gym rats,
Do you look your age? Quote/reply with a picture and how old you are.
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@falemiayo This is why we have an inferior society, so you can't call someone on their BS because yall chat?
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so you’ve had extensive discussion like this and you go on to tweet at him the way you did?
nah you’re so despicable
👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊@UnkleAyo
You quoted my tweet with an introductory message from 2022 @Tunde_OD then blocked me, to prove that I was "famzing" you. Also share how you were explaining yourself. When you're ready, you'll go and remove that 5 mins Davido album you sent. I didn't listen to it.
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Whenever I enter Nigeria I notice Facebook pushes dumb content on my TL,I hardly get news updates or intelligent contents, only stupid*ss skits that downgrades my IQ.
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Bro unlocked new level of childishness.
Mr Psquare@PeterPsquare
Dear Family, Friends, and Fans, I’m making it official. November 18th is no longer my birthday celebration date. Please note that I will not be accepting any messages or gifts on that day. My birthday will now be celebrated on November 30th. This is a personal decision, and I truly appreciate your understanding. Thank you all.🙅🏽♂️👍🏾😉
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First Nigerian to play chess at the Louvre 🇫🇷-The world’s most prestigious museum.
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@Truly_Uncannyx @DavidHundeyin Sowore influenced 2015 elections so much, played a big role in bringing in APC, while heavily funded by the United States (through Sahara).... Goes after Peter Obi more than the actual President.
I would guess Sowore a million times.
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@kingroyce01 @DavidHundeyin lol.. as much as it makes sense, I don’t think it’s a ploy Sowore is a part of… he might not be a poppet- he’s been in the game for so long to keep playing poppet, unless he’s just got at playing the role..
Either way… who knows
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Lol...leave the permutations sef, because a US government is NEVER going to be in support of a Peter Obi presidency.
Someone whose entire campaign was about industrialising their helpless resource cow called Nigeria? Someone who repeatedly referenced China as an example?
Lol. They will support Turji Bello before any Peter Obi. Make Nigerians continue to dey find help from a predator that sees them as food. Whenever they wake up, they will use the same extreme energy that they use when they catch someone using okada to snatch phones in traffic, and they will end every US government collaborator holding power in Nigeria.
But until then, make them continue to dey beg Trump to support Peter Obi, as per say "Trump is not Obama"😂 When the band at Eagle Square starts playing "On Your Mandate" on May 29 next year and the same Trump sends a congratulatory tweet, we will observe the tears of people that have the survival instinct of toddlers.
Biggest Mack@Big_Mck
I actually wish the United States could help Peter Obi secure the presidency, because the outcome would make a lot of people receive sense. He genuinely cares and would attempt to change things, or as he calls it, dismantle the criminal system, but there is no way he can do that without incurring America’s wrath. And if he chooses to please America, Tinubu’s failures would be child’s play compared to how disastrous his American-approved tenure would be. There is no way Peter Obi can do what’s right for Nigeria (which begins with resource nationalization) without being seen as a dictator, and I don’t imagine he has the disposition for that. But in the unlikely event that he does, then be prepared to witness GEJ 2.0. The same civil society rallying around him would be the instrument used against him. I can bet my life savings that Aisha Yesufu would be the first to carry placard to Unity Fountain to start yapping, “This is not the Peter Obi we voted for.” There will at least 11,000 new NGOs that will be dedicated to “strengthening democratic institutions” and “holding the President to account.” He will travel with his wife to any terror hit area, but upon leaving there will be another attack. He will be called incompetent and clueless. You will never hear anyone mention state governors again. All the bucks will remember they stop at the President’s table. You will begin to wonder if it is the same Presidency that Buhari and Tinubu did. The only way he succeeds is if his rise to power is 100% locally driven. Once foreign actors (America, Britain, France etc) get involved, forget it. I know clout chasers and civil society merchants will try to tell you otherwise, but you have to understand that the situation I’ve just described is exactly what they want, because that’s how they survive –American grants to be perpetual protesters.
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They need him…
If this is orchestrated, they’ll need to give Nigeria hope of an illusionary ‘choice’ that we could have someone different. That this is still democracy. That way, if they win, they’ll easily remind us all that it happened in a democratic fashion, like; “Don’t you see…”
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I actually wish the United States could help Peter Obi secure the presidency, because the outcome would make a lot of people receive sense.
He genuinely cares and would attempt to change things, or as he calls it, dismantle the criminal system, but there is no way he can do that without incurring America’s wrath. And if he chooses to please America, Tinubu’s failures would be child’s play compared to how disastrous his American-approved tenure would be.
There is no way Peter Obi can do what’s right for Nigeria (which begins with resource nationalization) without being seen as a dictator, and I don’t imagine he has the disposition for that. But in the unlikely event that he does, then be prepared to witness GEJ 2.0.
The same civil society rallying around him would be the instrument used against him. I can bet my life savings that Aisha Yesufu would be the first to carry placard to Unity Fountain to start yapping, “This is not the Peter Obi we voted for.” There will at least 11,000 new NGOs that will be dedicated to “strengthening democratic institutions” and “holding the President to account.” He will travel with his wife to any terror hit area, but upon leaving there will be another attack. He will be called incompetent and clueless. You will never hear anyone mention state governors again. All the bucks will remember they stop at the President’s table. You will begin to wonder if it is the same Presidency that Buhari and Tinubu did.
The only way he succeeds is if his rise to power is 100% locally driven. Once foreign actors (America, Britain, France etc) get involved, forget it. I know clout chasers and civil society merchants will try to tell you otherwise, but you have to understand that the situation I’ve just described is exactly what they want, because that’s how they survive –American grants to be perpetual protesters.
Owogeka Christopher@gekawonah
@Big_Mck Big Mack, what is honest take on Peter Obi, as it relates to the US?
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@imohumoren I hate shallow people. Too much of shallowness in Nigeria
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@Mochievous Too accurate, that's me! I cut friends that supports APC now as a result of how crazy I am about politics.
Doing cleaning and labor jobs with two degrees has a way of making understanding politics and policies
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Oluwasegun retweetledi
"I don't understand what's happening on the timeline again o. Are you now bullying people who don't support your candidate?"
Their candidate & party:
GOD WILL PUNISH ALL OF YOU. DEMON-ENABLING BELLYFACING NUISANCES.
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Oluwasegun retweetledi
"I don't understand what's happening on the timeline again o. Are you now bullying people who don't support your candidate?"
Their candidate & party:
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Don't let anyone gaslight you, anything APC is unadulterated evil.
👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊@UnkleAyo
"I don't understand what's happening on the timeline again o. Are you now bullying people who don't support your candidate?" Their candidate & party: GOD WILL PUNISH ALL OF YOU. DEMON-ENABLING BELLYFACING NUISANCES.
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