Valta

My tweets reflect my wit.

@Omoowo4u Chief. Can I send a DM?

I have received 3 invitations on test .io in 3 days, since I completed the training and passed the assessment.. If you have any question about test .io, ask me and I will share my insights on the platform

@Chuxomax @olajumokeokenla Can't wait. I hope I do the blocking first when the time comes.

@kingvalta @olajumokeokenla Till he shows you the ogbafia part in him

If you’re having a bad day, just sit next to a British woman 😂 She’ll tell you her favourite drink, when her daughter is getting married, and how cute her grandchildren are and if by mistake you show small interest She’ll definitely show you family pictures 😆 They’ll just innocently tell you things you didn’t even ask for

@samlogic @Ssaasquatch Comparing our importance to the expanse of space that has no knowledge to transform or shape things is inapt.

@samlogic @Ssaasquatch I was honestly about to quote this but without knowledge of what David Deutsch said. It is only humans(at least that we know of) that give essence to the universe. So, yes we are damn relevant in the scheme of things.

You are one of 7 billion people on a tiny planet orbiting an average star in a random ass galaxy. You my friend are irrelevant in the grand scheme of things.

@Crazzy_X_videos Congrats chief

Outlier paid, so why not? 🫠🫠🫠

@not_him_phobia 😅

@kingvalta call me professor

if you lock in properly, you'll realize how robbing a bank in nigeria is easier than people make it out to be

@Mannie_147 Hello, I would love to send a DM.

‘You are losing the love of your life’ Oga on a straight line jare

@woofknight And ladies and gentlemen, this just motivated me to pick up the Kafka's book laying idle in my room.

At 40, Franz Kafka (1883-1924), who never married and had no children, walked through the park in Berlin when he met a girl who was crying because she had lost her favourite doll. She and Kafka searched for the doll unsuccessfully. Kafka told her to meet him there the next day and they would come back to look for her. The next day, when they had not yet found the doll, Kafka gave the girl a letter “written” by the doll saying “please don’t cry. I took a trip to see the world. I will write to you about my adventures.” Thus began a story which continued until the end of Kafka’s life. During their meetings, Kafka read the letters of the doll carefully written with adventures and conversations that the girl found adorable. Finally, Kafka brought back the doll (he bought one) that had returned. “It doesn’t look like my doll at all,“ said the girl. Kafka handed her another letter in which the doll wrote: "my travels have changed me.” the little girl hugged the new doll and brought her happy home. A year later Kafka died. Many years later, the now-adult girl found a letter inside the doll. In the tiny letter signed by Kafka it was written: “Everything you love will probably be lost, but in the end, love will return in another way.”

@daremarket 639

the number was 427. nobody got it. let's run it back: $200 double or nothing. guess a number between 1 and 1,000

@AlphaDhope Hi, can I send a DM?

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@Hajdesm Greetings of the season🙏🏽

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I think we highly underrate what "sleeping on a matter does". Quelled protests, reshaped love interests, calmed heavy hearts and even let love brew. Just one good night's sleep. It's like a reset button.

If you really want to get into video editing, Wondershare Filmora is the best way to start.

Face reveal haha! I edit videos. Was getting a bit rusty but I'm still ME. As good as usual. This is proof.

The word? π

@Shelby2628 @_Derline @datGuyJoel Hi, I sent a message. It might be sitting in requests.

@_Derline @datGuyJoel Baami dem no reach 5% I swear down How many you yourself sabi You know how many Nigerians wey still Dey do menial jobs, warehouse, kitchen, care and e.t.c I can bet with anything. Nigerians earning above 130k are few.

Very soon they will start posting paystubs. I will be here 😂😂😂

Valta's Theory of Omens states that the way the universe responds to a request for a sign is by attuning the mind of the seeker so that the request coincides with a predetermined event.

A message that can only be viewed once has more rewatch value than a video without restrictions. Scarcity creates value, like diamonds.