Simon Kinslow

On the anniversary of Jim Bowen’s death, a reminder of the time he was captured by Boba Fett

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"My question to the panel is, do you think Jeremy Corbyn took all of our tomatoes and if so, why?"

Etsy's just taking the piss now.

Absolute scenes in Waitrose.

I put Mr Blobby in the end of Rogue One instead of Darth Vader. I think this might be my masterpiece.

@AccidentalP Paddy from Emmerdale needs to calm down…

Jesus.

The Russia warship Moskva has not been sunk. It has been converted to Submarine.

@ElasticDiplomat He was the most unique cat ever. Hope he still manages to find cable ties where he is now.

My trying to understand why my army is retreating from Kiev..

Imagine if we hadn’t taken back control though, we’d be in a right shitstate.

I found back the code of this early work and made a higher quality version

Alfredo Rivera is the greatest storyteller of our time.