kinsy

She's a 7, but she's covered in tattoos with daddy issues that give her that toxic gluck-gluck 3000 power

There’s nothing that turns me off in a man more than him being unreliable

honestly if u look past the fact that im fucked in the head im really a lovable woman

Unfortunately I do enjoy being ruder to someone who was rude to me first

Men are sooooo lucky they have so many beautiful women to choose from, while we’re left with….well idk.

Dead ass if mom and dad want a night out I hope I’m the one they ask to watch baby b.

@not_tattered666 Hey, I’m not old! (I am)

@kinsyb23 Once you hit a certain age it just be like that sometimes

Mowed my lawn, played two games of softball, did trivia, and only had two beers yesterday. Why the fuck am I fighting for my life?

Two of my best friends are getting ready to welcome a daughter into the world, and I cannot wait to be the favorite aunt

Best friend: omg @RockerSteiner has a boat! Me: he’s a millionaire, Mandi.

im funny and my pussy is fire. shit’s wild

I have the biggest urge to shop.

Things I do with no remorse: mute people on Snapchat when I don’t want their notifications to come through

HANG IT IN THE LOUVRE

NO WHAT DO YOU MEAN IM WORKING 11-7 TOMORROW AND IOWA TIPS OFF AT 5?! FUCK

There is not enough Busch Light in the United States of America to quench the demand in Iowa right now.

Nebraska having 4 guys on the court is definitely something Iowa Twitter won't bring up for the rest of eternity.

Leading for 95% of the game only to lose a heartbreaker… god I fucking love beating Nebraska in the most painful way possible

if he brings out the child in you, you're dating a man. if he brings out the mother in you, you're dating a boy. if he brings out the inner man in you, you're dating a loser

IOWA LITERALLY OWNS NEBRASKA

NEBRASKA EATS CORN THE LONG WAY GO HAWKS