Kip Johnson 🇧🇸

@OmarKelly Yes you did

How is skin an organ. I didn’t learn this in biology

@SixBrownChicks Silly games get silly prizes hun

Q6. Lil John was married (only on paper) when we hooked up. I told him I didn't want to date a married man, so he divorced his wife. (He stayed married to her so she would have health insurance, she was morbidly obese and had health problems.) So... we got married in Jamaica and all was well--at least I thought so. Right before our 2nd anniversary his ex wife popped out on Facebook all Ozempic thin and living her best life or whatever. She was pressure with her haircut and outfit but I got the ring now, so I didn't care about her. My schedule got switched at the last moment and I caught them together in my bed. We fought, I lost but he didn't help, he was holding me back while she got her licks in. I told him I wanted a divorce. He said we were never married. The private Jamaican wedding was a 'ceremony of love' not an official wedding, and he is, in fact, still married to his wife. Why lie to me? Why make me spend my money on a wedding gown and buying the Jamaican vacation just to play inmy face? And now he said he's going back home...just cuz his fat bitch got skinny. Advice. I want my man back. Help. #SBCCHAT

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@SixBrownChicks Ya live and ya learn.

Q5. My boyfriend Dutch took my 12-year-old daughter and our son to his family reunion. I was uncomfortable with that, but he insisted that our son should know his side of the family that was visiting us from Virginia. So, I sent my daughter to watch over our child. (I had to work). My daughter is taller and built so people often mistake her for being 15 or 16. My daughter said that my boyfriend introduced her to his family members as his future fiancee. I called police, I put him out. I attempted to place a restraining order on him so that he couldn't come to our house. He called my daughter a liar, but once police got involved he disappeared; he even left some clothes in my closet. A few months later at my daughter's 13th birthday party, she blew out the candles and made a wish. She was in tears. I asked what's wrong; her, "I wish you will forgive me for lying on Dutch. He didn't do that at the reunion, I made it up cuz I was ready to leave. Dutch blocked me from everything, and there's no way I can apologize to him. What do I do? We were so good together and I'm heartbroken. #SBCCHAT

@SixBrownChicks Lmao. I know women ain’t this dumb in real life. And u might be bi sexual. Or bi in lust.

Q3. My college roommate Rolonda got married a few weeks ago and she invited me to be in the wedding party. I'm a straight woman with a boyfriend (we've been together for a year). Long story short, I fell in lust with one of the bridesmaids (she's kind, funny, her lips taste like apple ciroc) and we did some pleasurable things while we were drunk. Apparently we took videos and this woman's husband posted them in our wedding group chat. SHE is saying that I took advantage of her but she was the one licking all over me. The husband is threatening to press charges, but she called me, apologized for her husband's behavior and asked to see me again. I responded yes. She arrived at the coffee shop WITH her husband who told me LOUDLY to stay away from his wife. She texted me later that she was sorry and asked to meet up again. Advice.  Signed,  A straight woman with a boyfriend who is also sick of this sh!t. #SBCCHAT

@SixBrownChicks These childish woman actions bro.

Q1. I broke up with my babymomma a year ago, but we remain friends. She has an at-home daycare, and my new girl brought our baby to her. (I trust my BM and I want our kids to know each other. #GrownManMoves). Well, my new girl reported that my BM has a new man living there, and that she looks pregnant. That's UNACCEPTABLE. I've reported her to child services, etc., because I don't want another man--that I don't know--around my kids or in their lives. I tried to get her daycare shut down but the state agency said the man had a clean record and there was no violation, but also the man is her HUSBAND. I confronted her about getting married--what if I wanted to come back? And my new girl is telling ME that she's ready to marry too. I need help shutting her daycare down, and at least causing drama in their marriage because I do love her and I might want to come back. I need a plan. Help. #SBCCHAT

@PoupartNFL Weird Al

Quick poll for older fans, Greg Dulcich looks more like Gallagher, Doug Henning or Weird Al Yankovic?

@_iamlougotti Yes

True or false. You rank Sting higher than Bret Hart all time.

@101Tino0 It’s always Sara Jay. She got to go

One gotta go… who’s gotta go?

@Texas_jeep__guy I always hope stories like this are not true. One they not all my kids. Two how do you know seven people can fit on this boat. And one adult watching six kids on any boat is wild.

@Neutrolling Or maybe Oba has gotten stronger

So Ricky Stains tornado DDT is stronger than 5+ F5s? Okay. 😂 #WWEClash #WWETrash

@OmarKelly The spurs didn’t tank for Duncan. Robinson got hurt with a back injury and they had the worst odds to land Duncan.

The Spurs tanked twice under Pop - once for Duncan and once for Wemby - and it redefined their franchise.

@OmarKelly Man you gone be wearing them shoes for hours

I’m going dress shoes. I might wear a tux once every 3 years. Why not go all the way

@OmarKelly 11

I’m wearing a tux tonight to Rick Ross’ orchestra concert. Should I wear real dress shoes or my Jordan 11s low?

@OmarKelly Compared to the 2019 roster is this worse?

Winning record? Too early to tell what to expect, but this roster might have 40 players who belong in the NFL talent wise.

@SixBrownChicks You need to stay out of people Ghad damn business

Q4. Our choir director Ruby Davis does not look her age. That is one thing I would give her; she’s a beauty vampire. She is 63 and her husband died and every weekend she’s in the club running around with 30-year-old men making a fool of herself. Just because you look young don’t mean you should be out here acting young so I told the church board that she was a ped0 because if you running out here at 63 and you dating in 30-year-old man that makes you a ped0. And I went to that guy and I asked him, do you know how old Ruby is? And he said he thought she was in her late 40s. I said no; she’s double your age young man you need to date a woman who could bear children for you, not a gr00mer like Ruby. Ruby is mad because she thinks I was in her business, but I’m trying to protect her and her reputation. She’s a widow. She should not be out here in these clubs influencing these 30-year-old boys! I’m trying to be a friend to her, but she says I’m hating. I wanna know how do I get her to correct herself because she’s going to hell fast. #SBCCHAT

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@SixBrownChicks Bro you already fucked around and found out. Let him live his life

Q1. I’m active in my son‘s life and I taught him to find a woman that appreciates him; get a soft, educated woman that knows how to treat a Black man. I taught him to find a woman opposite of his mother and that’s what I’m doing. Things were going well in my personal relationship until I got in an altercation with my new wife and she accidentally sh0t me. I recovered, we reunited, except now I have to wear a leg bag (for urine) due to that incident. My babymomma has been telling our son, “see what dissing Black women gets you. Look at your dad pissing in a bag; he can’t even go to the bathroom like a man.” I think that’s disrespectful. One thing has nothing to do with the other, and I’m looking for a way to properly correct my son but it’s hard to do that when I’m injured. What to do? Advice. #SBCCHAT

@OmarKelly Omar what do you want from fans. Sports is fun bro.

Yes….let’s not overstate a hype video intended to interject hope into your blood stream

@JustRyCole He won’t want none of nick cause nick is speak facts

I’ve been waiting on Nick Wright vs. Stephen A for years. I hope SAS takes the bait

@EmmanuelAcho Okay. I’m just saying. James is a loss ooor defender yes. But look at what the lakers did in def being KD and Shai. They were trapping those dudes from they crossed half court. Can is effort be better yes. But what is really the expectation

Come on now James.

@SixBrownChicks Your first issue is. You’re calling your self a bad bitch When you got kids. You need to get your gad damn self together.

Q3. I met Audrey when she pulled me over for speeding. I never met a lady cop that I wanted so badly. The uniform turned me on; the handcuffs on her belt. Her big t-ts busting out of her uniform was all I needed to see. After she returned my driver's license and gave me a warning (not a ticket), I asked her to go out with me. Yes, I'm married, but I'm also a man. I dated Audrey for months, riding around in her undercover police car...riding shotgun when she pulled drug dealers over (and took their money). I was loving the power trip, until a state trooper pulled US over. Long story short, Audrey is a fake cop. She was riding in a fake cop car, with a bb gun and 3-d printed badge. She was an imposter and she was illegally pulling people over and robbing them. I was charged as an accomplice and I'm afraid I may lose my wife (she's my soulmate) when this mess goes to court. It will come out that I had an affair with Audrey; my wife stood by me, but she will leave once she finds out about that. What do I do? #SBCCHAT

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