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Can’t wait to storm the beaches of Newport on Gday

@NoahKahan @MikeyGrabBags That’s exactly what a guy pretending to make a hole in one would say…

@MikeyGrabBags And made a one

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@JeremyClarkson I’m in Boston and would be available to attend!

I’m in Boston and I have these 2 spare tickets. To get them, you need to be in Boston too.

@JeremyClarkson I would!

I have two tickets for the England game in Boston this afternoon. Anyone want them?

Browns, Hollins, Diggs is going to be so elite this year

@robpizzola This allows the state to ask books how many players have been limited and potentially will force books to think twice before limiting a player. That will allow the state to assess the scale of this issue - which is a huge help

I respect everyone pushing for change in regulated betting but Massachusetts forcing books to give a reason for limiting was always likely to end up here. Forced to explain themselves they wrote a bunch of nonsense that translates to you were good at this and we did not like it.

Here are the two letters I got today. I’ll update as I get more. Still waiting on FD, MGM, and ESPN

Back in my day your coach could get caught on a ring camera shirtless sneaking out of some girl’s house and everyone just turned a blind eye

@chinamaniac @DoubleOQuinn @robpizzola China, you drive a Honda Pilot. It’s a midsized SUV. Pulling head on into a spot in a large SUV or a truck is way harder. Go rent one and try it.

@DoubleOQuinn @robpizzola I drive a large SUV , I have driven large trucks. ONE CUT and you pull in

Backing into parking spaces @robpizzola

@Scrambling4oreU Every player should have to earn their tour card again on the korn ferry or at Q school

If LIV really does fold, lets hand out some death sentences so this never happens again: - Phil and the “old guard”: lifetime ban from PGA Tour. They left for LIV because their careers were over anyway so give ‘Em what they know to be reality - All media, commentators, etc: Lifetime ban from access to the PGA Tour. These personalities attempted to give the league legitimacy. Death sentence. - All others: No communication necessary. Let the DPWT have them and set a 2 year suspension from the PGA Tour. Why? Lets see how bad they want it - 1yr of meaningless grind on the DPWT before they start playing for their way back

Would be so funny if this mission to the moon was an April fools joke

I wonder if he’s concerned about the privacy he will have in jail?

Is he even right if Stafford won by one and he had a vote? Without him it’s a tie

Brady should publicly support the pats this weekend or we should take down the statue

If I’m not wrong, Kraft and Bill were in a group with three other nominees. Kraft and Bill out but Roger Craig, Ken Anderson, and LC Greenwood are in

Last thought, Vrabel should use this as motivation for the Super Bowl. The Pats will never get credit for anything unless they’re perfect. We need to win this game or else the whole season doesn’t mean shit. The media will amplify every mistake. Fuck em. Go win.

If someone ever says they’re 95% sure they did something, you can be 100% sure they’re lying

If Bill didn’t get in then Kraft has no chance. Not now, probably not ever.

Everyone who voted against him should be out

Hey @danorlovsky7, what time does Stafford play on Super Bowl Sunday?