catherine 🎂 18 days!

Leaving the house for the first time since Sunday I’m #excited

@STARSSpecialPM Oh jeez I wonder why.. Maybe because it looks like it’s been fermenting UNDERGROUND FOR DECADES???? I’M STILL APPALLED HOW DO YOU MANAGE TO COOK FOOD THAT LOOKS LIKE THAT

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ❝ The food I eat is highly nutritious and can help me feel full… Why would it scare you? ❞ starschrisau.straw.page

severe weather service texting my phone. not now WHORE im standing at a very exposed window

my new roleplay account pls accept me back into the rp scene 🫩 This was my bright idea from earlier btw.

@STARSSpecialPM You MIGHT? You DO need it.

@kittyredfield Please… I might need it.

No it's good‼️ trust

NO WAIT I HAVE A BETTER IDEA!!! VOID!!! VOID!!!!!!!

@KorewaiiXx I’m so sorry :(

I told my mom I've been severely depressed and considering suicide and she yelled at me to get out of her room .

@STARSSpecialPM Yeah that might be edible to you but I guarantee that if you feed that monstrosity to anyone else they’re going to die on the spot Also I’m starting a gofundme to get you edible groceries because

@kittyredfield I threw whatever I had in the kitchen… At least it's edible.

@STARSSpecialPM Whatever helps you sleep at night, man……

@kittyredfield It tastes better than it looks!

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ❝ Dinner time! ❞

@STARSSpecialPM Chris either way I’m insanely concerned, because what you cooked is WAY WORSE than mud. Like. How do you manage to create something so unappealing and unappetizing…..Did you go to evil culinary school or something

@kittyredfield … I’m joking—I’m smart enough not to do that.

@STARSSpecialPM I’m hating because it LOOKS LIKE SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@kittyredfield … you're only hating because you haven't had a taste yet.

@STARSSpecialPM Oh my god.

@kittyredfield … Depends.

@STARSSpecialPM I’m going to get three unknown illnesses that have never been discovered by man before if I even bring that “food” close to my face

@kittyredfield Take a bite!! You might like it...

@STARSSpecialPM At this point I’m convinced that if someone handed you a plate of mud you’d eat it

@kittyredfield It's an acquired taste….

@untildawngal Hard launch.

how to soft launch a yumeship

@STARSSpecialPM YES YOU DO???????

@kittyredfield ☹️ no I don't…