kixmberley

@ComoZoo @ComoFriends why aren't the other sloths with her?

We didn’t want to forget Chloe’s 20th Birthday! Please join us in wishing her a Happy Birthday! 📷: Zookeeper Gina

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i'm going to get a really fat ugly dog and name it dj khaled

my ex boyfriend and i got kicked out of a bar for saying 'retard' last night

why is this so catchy? i don't even know what it is. probably because ⁦⁦@Billy⁩ is such a fox. BLEED BITCH! instagram.com/p/C3OzkLdt3da/…

new diet plan: shower daily

@Bryan_Barton YOU'RE so sad with your trump replies that remind me what a gross pedophile you are.

@kixmberley 😅

i’m pleased myspace isn’t a thing anymore because i don’t have enough friends for my top eight. just you, tom. just you.

This guy on my flight just told his girlfriend he wouldn’t date her if she was a worm and she is CRYING

my google home and i have trouble communicating. #schedulemint #dickgoogle #useyoulater #reminders #googlecalendar #busyday #yadadamean #insomniacolympics #thatsveryimportant @ Saint Paul, Minnesota instagram.com/p/CmyX6UMOzkH/…

@Bryan_Barton @OliBrtn @Poshmarkapp i just figured out how to read and reply to these 😂

@OliBrtn @Poshmarkapp @kixmberley give my sister a like... She isn't as @Poshmarkapp famous as you are🙃

Check out this listing I just added to my #Poshmark closet: Corepower Yoga Leggings | Confetti Rainbow Holographic Style | Large. poshmark.com/listing/619022… #shopmycloset @poshmarkapp

@Bryan_Barton @Aella_Girl that sounds about right to me. i just want to be with a man from the 28%

@Aella_Girl Interesting poll. What do you think @kixmberley 🤔

my guess is most men's ideal setup would involve a loyal primary partner/wife/babymamma who they live with and have daily sex with, and then he also goes out and has more casual sex with new women every now and then for novelty and validation. The women are all chill with this.

@Bryan_Barton @governorwatts @prestonjbyrne @ASavageNation psychological nudity

@governorwatts @prestonjbyrne 😂 "be Michael Savage" @kixmberley @ASavageNation

The reality is that America is basically the only country where free speech actually exists. In Europe it certainly doesn't.

@Bryan_Barton @MelissaKParker1 it makes me feel as if i’m being sucked into a vortex of rage and despair

@MelissaKParker1 She took the words right outta your mouth PJ @kixmberley

Frasier is one of my favourite TV shows ever but no Niles/ David Hyde Pierce? Who the hell pitched that mess?

@NikMilanovic @Bryan_Barton

@NikMilanovic your mom

what book had the biggest impact on the way you see the world?

I just turned on Tips for my profile. Appreciate you. #SendTips

i’m talking about unchecked aggression

“i invented violence you vile venomous volatile bitches”…celebrating eminem today (kind of like every other day) 🎂🎈