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Alexa, play @JheneAiko Spotless Mind

It’s so cool that the pope can’t stop tweeting about how much God hates the American government

The possibilities were endless

Uber driver: *drops me off at the wrong location* Me (shy): "This is perfect"

@whoinvitedjon Bakeries

Butter was on sale for half price at Costco, but it said limit of 50 per customer. Who the hell is buying 50 lbs of butter?!

This is why representation in media matters

@Maxio28 🎯

I wouldn't be surprised if we found out that the OPP already has Doug's cell phone records, and they're hiding it because they both run the same criminal organization.

@MikeLav_ONFRaps Yes, yes and yes!

Norman Powell est en fin de contrat. Il ne rate pas une occasion de clamer son amour pour Toronto chaque fois qu'il en a l'occasion. Est ce que ce serait pas la prise parfaite sur le marché des free agents s'il accepte un salaire pas trop abusé ?

@gdsmasljs How did it go? Hope you found a dentist that you vibe with and trust!

you guys. tomorrow will be first dentist appointment in 15 years. 🫣 please don’t judge me. my anxiety around the dentist is unreal. but i am finally doing it.

@gracecamille_ Hey queen you dropped this… 👑

IM CRYINGGGGGGGG I LOVE MY BOYFRIEND THIS IS JUST HOW WE TALK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@heyhalima Hahaha and he’s loving it 🤣🤣

They tried to kill him 😂😂😂😂

@836ismyroomnmbr Oh nice!! Glad you got a win!!

@klaaspice Yeah!

Watching no one get boards is always so much more annoying in person lol

@luinalaska I thought I was the only one!

I desperately want one of these but the word smeg makes me uncomfortable so it’s a hard pass. Smeg? Absolutely not.

@sarobertsonca Spineless weasel

PM Mark Carney says Canada isn’t considering sanctions on Israel over its continued bombing of Lebanon, but adds that “the ceasefire needs to include Lebanon, and it needs to include it now.”

"Call me if you need anything." Also me:

@mcarv_s lol also by his logic, the dome also opens to reveal the sky, thereby making SkyDome arguably the best name for a stadium of its kind. Way better than than the corporate “Rogers centre” imho

well i didn’t have twitter 20 years ago so i am complaining about it now!

@EvanLSolomon Did you know her when she was ramping for the convoy in Ottawa and supporting seditionists?

I’m excited to welcome Marilyn Gladu as she joins our Liberal team in building a stronger, more united Canada. I’ve known Marilyn for a long time, and she’s spent years fighting for her community in Sarnia. It was great to be with her today and see that same energy and commitment as she steps into this next chapter, working alongside Prime Minister Carney to help build Canada strong. It’s time to build. Welcome to the team, Marilyn. 🇨🇦 Je suis ravi d'accueillir Marilyn Gladu au sein de notre équipe libérale, alors que nous travaillons ensemble à bâtir un Canada plus fort et plus uni. Je connais Marilyn depuis longtemps, et elle a passé des années à se battre pour sa communauté à Sarnia. C'était formidable d'être avec elle aujourd'hui et de voir cette même énergie et cet engagement alors qu'elle entame ce nouveau chapitre, aux côtés du Premier ministre Carney, pour bâtir un Canada fort. Il est temps de bâtir. Bienvenue dans l'équipe, Marilyn.

@DijahSB This is simultaneously the cutest and strangest things I’ve ever seen a cat do.

HES DOING IT AGAIN

@MR_STiXX 🤣

Bare Glizzies

I'm not depressed I just need to dismantle the system that requires you to have $250,000 in savings before you are allowed the stability and security to regulate your nervous system enough to stop cortisolmaxxing