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@Bananadogs3 @joshmcgoo It’s TWITTER not a patient interaction You didn’t understand it and you’re making it everyone’s issue versus figuring it out

@klc979 @joshmcgoo Then say that for gods sake… It’s all the goddamn MEDICAL DOUBLESPEAK that makes regular people so frikking mad…

As I go into some peds shifts as an attending I always remember there’s a nonzero chance every kid with knee pain has an osteosarcoma

@Bananadogs3 @joshmcgoo lol offff course you’re a retired RN

@klc979 @joshmcgoo I mean, wtf does this young doc mean exactly? Just sounds like a bunch of 👉medical doublespeak👈 to me, rather than saying something in plain English. And it’s not that I don’t understand medical jargon…I’m a retired ER RN so I probably understand more than most…

@Bananadogs3 @joshmcgoo That means there a chance that the pain is osteosarcoma - no double negative and very easy to understand

@klc979 @joshmcgoo “…a non-zero chance every kid with knee pain has osteosarcoma.” This sentence makes absolutely no logical sense to me.

@Bananadogs3 @joshmcgoo Where’s the double negative?

@joshmcgoo What exactly does this mean…every kid with knee pain has a *non-zero chance of osteosarcoma* Instead of speaking in double negatives just say what it should be. At 77 my vocabulary skills need a bit of an upgrade…

@sigzinside @Emily_reid14 Go back since Red 😂😂😂😂

@klc979 @Emily_reid14 ??

Can we talk about how this entire era so far all the interviews Taylor has not worn red lipstick. She’s had that gorgeous soft pink lipstick on

@sigzinside @Emily_reid14 Omg no 😂😂

@Emily_reid14 Red lipstick was TTPD

adkjjkfcking WHERE THE HELL WAS THE COUNTDOWN CLOCK FOR THIS?!

@DesertDogs22 @yashar The chef?!?

@yashar Did you see Anne Burrell died????

BREAKING via CNN Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem was transported by ambulance on Tuesday to a hospital in Washington, DC.

NO REP, NO REP VAULT?!?

@ChaimKatz7 @jtrebach They’re right tho….

@jtrebach Wait, where can I find pharmacists like this? (So I can, uh, make sure to avoid them)

pharmacists be like

@thelongvoyageMD @jtrebach Look closer at it

@jtrebach Does that pharmacist still has a job after this embarrassment? 🤔

This is an all-time Chicago Twitter day.

How quickly can we ship Italian Beef to Vatican City?

@khowe1110 @perfectlyfine89 Doubt she’s preforming- the way it’s worded it’s playing content from opening weekend

@perfectlyfine89 Also like, is she preforming it??? Or is the performance just being shown? I’m assuming she’ll preform. I’m just confused !

Exclusive performance from opening night really throws me off tbh. I feel like it has to be Tim McGraw?! Like what else is exclusive from opening night that we haven’t already seen in the eras film

@PharmacyBrownie High school for sure didn’t - but I was in HS in the mid 90s

Was I the only one who attended a high school that taught us how to do self-exams to check for breast cancer/testicular cancer? Apparently some of my coworkers find that “different”

@ClareZimMD @Shutterfly Shutterfly- but pick print to Walgreens or CVS

Where are we ordering photo prints from? I just went to order from @Shutterfly and shipping fees alone were TWENTY dollars? Not okay.

@PhlawlessPharm lol- love that I was right about what mile it was on- even after all these years Good job again 👏🏼

@klc979 YEP LOL I almost died there as well😭😂

So over the past three days, I ran a 5k, 10k, and half marathon back to back to back at Disney with limited training.. the mental and physical challenge was so tough, starting a half marathon on sore legs after a 10k was insane. 👑👸🏼 we finished though!!!

@PhlawlessPharm I remember wanting to cry going up and over the overpass somewhere around mile 10-12. Truly evil to have it at the end like that

@klc979 Mile 8 was INSANE

@DGlaucomflecken Lou malnattis is the best

Heading to Chicago next week for our live show. I want to consume the deepest dish pizza I can find. Where should I go?