Chris

@Dove56572245 @Captain_Dirge_ @nocontextmemes Thanks, I never considered traffic.

@klistada @Captain_Dirge_ @nocontextmemes Roads are good (can go to 85mph) it's just the traffic. From South Padre Island to El Paso it's 12 hours (without stops so maybe 15 hrs). I usually do a 9 hour drive from Dallas to south Texas which is technically 9 hours but takes 11. It's easier to fly, which is a $500 flight.

@Dajinksy @Captain_Dirge_ @nocontextmemes Maybe. I've just seen the "3 days driving and still in Texas" thing many times and wondered if there was any truth to it or just Texans being Texans

@klistada @Captain_Dirge_ @nocontextmemes I think it might be a joke Chris and you are taking it too literal. It seems to happen with idiots and people from Australia on social media taking everything at face value.

@Captain_Dirge_ @nocontextmemes How? Texas is only 1300 Km at its longest point. Are the roads really bad or something?

@nocontextmemes European on their third day of driving through Texas.

@RT_com Surprised the younger leaders don't simply crush his hand.

BATTLE OF HANDSHAKES Trump tried his SIGNATURE HAND-PULL MOVE only to be CONTESTED by XI AND THE WINNER IS…

@Thiss_Youu Bill is a windsock.

@JohnOBrien101 @OneNationAus Power and puppets.

To all those bagging Gina Rinehart and the donation of a plane to @OneNationAus please tell me; what is she gaining from her gift of $200mil to house homeless veterans?

@EricTrump @IAmPoliticsGirl Time after time it's just "lucky investments"

@IAmPoliticsGirl @IAmPoliticsGirl I had NO involvement in this transaction and has always been a passive investor with no management role in this vehicle. Any suggestion to the contrary would be both inaccurate and defamatory.

Come on man.

@ISkorpiqn @DrewPavlou Hell, The local RSL will be jumping with gambling on two up and Servicemembers getting shitfaced.

@DrewPavlou Heaps of parties take place at night on Anzac day every year Drew. You just don't like Chinese Aussies.

A Chinese night club in Melbourne is hosting a special Chinese rave night to mark ANZAC Day. I cannot even begin to fathom this level of disrespect - this is a day where Australia honours and marks its war dead. Imagine carrying on like this as a foreigner in another country. If an Australian acted like this in China on their most important sacred national day, China would immediately deport them. And they would be right to do it. Nobody should act like this as a guest in another country. We simply demand a basic level of respect, a basic level of reciprocity. Don't come to our country and spit on us.

@DrewPavlou You should see the pissups that happen in RSL's

@RAF_Luton @RAF_Luton you should sort out hese clowns they think a Canberra is a boat. x.com/CENTCOM/status…

Photo of the Day: The X15 was the world's first Advanced Rocket Stealth Enforcement airplane, built by the Boffins at LARPA the X15 first flew on the 31st Feb 1926 reaching an altitude of 80,085ft and a top speed of 7175mph (Mack 8.0085) Photographed from a Canberra

@Ryandally08 Finally Albo grows some balls.

#BREAKING Anthony Albanese has launched an "extraordinary" attack on US President Donald Trump. He said Trumps threat was "unbecoming of a US president" He added "I don't think it's appropriate to use language such as that from the President of the United States" Albo is just trying to burn all bridges with our biggest and greatest ally at this point. #Auspol

@riktheozfrog Nahhh. Running flat out = less maintenance time and more corners cut.

Does anyone besides me find this refinery fire in the middle of a fuel crisis highly suspicious?

@Layemie001 Sure doesn't look like 'strine writing on the tubs at 20s

Why does Australia have Zero night time accidents? Does the secrets lie on their road?

@hensperiences The other guy is always on a secret mission?

na vdd tem um motivo do porque disso

@Rileydomini @KILLTOPARTY *3 minutes

@KILLTOPARTY And some sensible people will still believe this story It is not possible to not cum after 30 mins of sex

Recreational ED meds are the male version of Botox

@BenFordhamLive Yeah bullshit. Who ever heard of an overweight, drug abusing smoker having a heart attack.

Shane Warne's son has spoken out about his father’s death. Jackson Warne claims the COVID vaccine played a role in the cricket legend’s passing. He says "I definitely think it was involved.” Listen to the details HERE. 🎧omny.fm/shows/ben-ford…🎧

@NewsM101 The coroner.

I want to know who his source was. It is like an itch I can't scratch.

@charloacc @MindMenderX *IS

@MindMenderX She was prettier than both of them

Cameron Diaz says she was hotter than Sydney Sweeney in her prime. Do you agree ? 👀

@chinafutureclub We do have a king.....

Would Australians rather a King instead of an endless duopoly of incompetent politicians?

@lady_valor_07 AI slop rage bait.

What is the first thing that comes to your mind when you see this photo?