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@klovsch
American 🇺🇸 I’m me, because I lack the ability to be anyone else. POGO 589244719136 & 2026 Y Juniper & SBO.
Wingina, Virginia, USA Katılım Kasım 2009
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@greg_price11 Nah I think it should be a different platform. He could probably do it himself for better profits.
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I wasn't monitoring the situation on Afroman being sued but it might be the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life.
Netflix needs to make a documentary about this.
Count Dankula@CountDankulaTV
The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.
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If they built highways with magnetic strips in the concrete that allowed you to charge on the go; that would be a game changer. Aren’t the new taxis able to charge magnetically‽
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@RyanAFournier Hey u know no one should put up with that abuse. It always escalates.
Stay safe.
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Well I just got The Bachelorette canceled for the season. 💀
You’re welcome, America 🇺🇸
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@elonmusk @livinhafrota @diana_dukic Maybe it’s the time of year? There’s a lot going on irl right now. Spring has sprung.
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Went from scrolling 24/7 to not even wanting to log in. X just hasn’t been hitting the same lately.
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@WilliamShatner At least your like looks like the right Elon… the rest of us get the knock offs. 🤣
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Glad to see the carpetbaggers slowly disappearing here on X. Excited for how clean the platform will become 🙌
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@WilliamShatner When we travel, we stick to the higher kWh chargers to save time. I usually have to make bio breaks more often than charging. But I get the range worry. A lot of people have it.
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And for the #teslarites who don’t understand 500 miles. Time is money. How long does it take to pump a tank of gas? 4-5 mins versus 30. Early last week I went up to the Yosemite area (about 300 miles.) I got up there, did my thing and got gas (5 mins) and drove back. With a Tesla. It would be drive up (maybe on one charge) charge up 20-30 mins, do my thing. Drive back, stop along the way to recharge (again probably another 20 mins…) That’s too long. 500 would be one recharge so it’s 10 mins gas versus 29-30 mins which I would consider.🤷🏼
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🚨#BREAKING: Iranian officials have just released wild new footage claiming it reportedly shows one of its air defense systems successfully hitting an American F-35 fighter jet, which was forced to make an emergency landing.
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@klovsch Bio Defense Mode is built for outside air… not your kid’s chemical warfare lol
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INBOX: College students at @virginia_tech are reportedly receiving leftist propaganda mail from California telling them that Republicans are "rigging" elections and to vote in favor of Virginia Democrats' absurd gerrymandering efforts.
The mail also provides links to far-left activist organizations.
How is this allowed?
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Board of Supervisors approved sale of 41.7 acres of the 128-acre property next to Dulles to a data center developer for $166.8 M. Wake up Fairfax! These data centers are NOT a good thing.🤬
content.govdelivery.com/accounts/VAFAI…
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This should be posted by Tesla, and on top of that, legacy news networks need to post this comment from Elon
Elon Musk@elonmusk
@wholemars As anyone knows who uses it, that video is not how Autopilot drives
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