Kristina

cats! cats! iam home from work pleasr crawl allover me

He sees you when you're sleeping.

gonna dump all my money in crypto and then buy a crypto house and raise my crypto babies in it

i yearn for the simpler cronut times

@qatarairways just on flight QR979 and was surrounded for 7 hours by people not wearing their mask. I understand it is difficult to enforce, but there was no enforcement at all. What is Qatar's mask wearing policy? Worried about my next 15 hour flight I have soon.

Just posted a photo instagram.com/p/CVsp7Cip1iA/…

@SpiritAirlines why was flight 543 from Orlando cancelled?

When can YOU take a class with Dojo Comedy? We've got our next batch of classes kicking off in April! L1, L2, and L3 Improv as well as S1 Sketchwriting dojocomedy.com/classes

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338 more followers and I can retire from twitter.

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336 more followers and I can retire from twitter.

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338 more followers and I can retire from twitter.

if i could have a superpower it would be invisibility but not the kind i already have as a minority woman

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338 more followers and I can retire from twitter.

My mom said she doesn't understand why she needs to pay so much for speedy internet. She said she's not in a hurry.

Giving improv a try in 2021? Stacey Axler is teaching an L1 starting next week!

Mama, just meme’d a man put my phone up to his head took a picture, now he’s dead

@RealLowGriffin Conference me and my mom in

On a call with my mom she said she is "so over covid". I asked her to elaborate and she refused to.

@RealLowGriffin Butter emails...

I think "But her emails..." does a pretty good job summing up the last 4 years.

For those of you who don’t live in the center of town and have been getting messages from friends and family about whole city is locked down and boarded up, I found this image @markalanandre shared to be helpful

"Airbnb to Block and Cancel D.C. Reservations During Inauguration" popville.com/2021/01/airbnb…

You should know I'm teaching this class. Sign up and we will have a good time eventbrite.com/e/long-form-fo…