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Kristen Murphy

@kmurph

Maine, USA Katılım Ocak 2009
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Kristen Murphy
Kristen Murphy@kmurph·
@KamalaHQ Never prouder to be a Masshole than now. 💙💙💙💙💙
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Headquarters@HQNewsNow·
JD Vance calls audience “haters” as he is booed at firefighters union conference
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Last Week Tonight
Last Week Tonight@LastWeekTonight·
We’re back with more hard facts, medium-deep history, and society’s least asked-for stories, starting February 18th!
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Keaton Patti
Keaton Patti@KeatonPatti·
I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Hallmark Christmas movies and then asked it to write a Hallmark Christmas movie of its own. Here is the first page.
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Last Week Tonight@LastWeekTonight·
And here is a GIF of an all-mouse band.
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Will McAvoy
Will McAvoy@WillMcAvoyACN·
Kamala Harris comes out in a white pant suit on the 100th anniversary of the first election with Women's Suffrage. A whole lot of symbolism there.
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Darrell Hammond
Darrell Hammond@DarrellCHammond·
Sorry to hear of the passing of #SeanConnery, my condolences to his family. Always loved doing my silly impressions of him, RIP 🙏🏻 “Mr Connery you wear me out!“ “You didn’t say that last night when I was pumping moo goo gai pan all over your tonsils!”
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Conan O'Brien
Conan O'Brien@ConanOBrien·
Looks like Mike Pence has locked up the white suburban mortician vote.
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Brian Schatz
Brian Schatz@brianschatz·
He should smile more.
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Lewis Black
Lewis Black@TheLewisBlack·
Enough is enough I would like to moderate these debates since no one knows how to tell them to shut the fuck up. It's a DEBATE. There are RULES. I'll do it if I can have a bottle of tequila, a mute button and a cattle prod only if absolutely necessary.
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
Pence demanding that Harris answer *his* own personal questions when he won’t even answer the moderator’s is gross, and exemplary of the gender dynamics so many women have to deal with at work.
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Samantha Bee
Samantha Bee@realsambee·
Kamala is doing a better job of moderating this debate than any debate moderator in history. #VPDebate #ScreamHere
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Elizabeth Hackett
Elizabeth Hackett@LizHackett·
"I'm speaking." This should be a 101 taught to all young girls. Nobody taught us this in the '80s.
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Chris Redd
Chris Redd@Reddsaidit·
Kamala Harris has the best “I can’t believe this bullshit right HERE” face I have ever seen
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Saeed Jones
Saeed Jones@theferocity·
IT MEANS YOU OWE MONEY TO SOM-BOD-EE. #VPDebate
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