Kristen Murphy

@KamalaHQ Never prouder to be a Masshole than now. 💙💙💙💙💙

JD Vance calls audience “haters” as he is booed at firefighters union conference

@LastWeekTonight Wheeeeee! Can you talk about the sexxxxy topic of groundwater pumping? nytimes.com/2024/02/09/cli…

We’re back with more hard facts, medium-deep history, and society’s least asked-for stories, starting February 18th!

.@StephenKing did you hear Rosie's is closing? 😢 conwaydailysun.com/business/local…

Seeing @StephenKing in the Hemingford Home ad on #TheStand Just brilliant.

I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Hallmark Christmas movies and then asked it to write a Hallmark Christmas movie of its own. Here is the first page.

And here is a GIF of an all-mouse band.

@realDonaldTrump This is called @JoeBiden and @KamalaHarris getting better ratings than you. Buh bye.

I WON THIS ELECTION, BY A LOT!

Kamala Harris comes out in a white pant suit on the 100th anniversary of the first election with Women's Suffrage. A whole lot of symbolism there.

No doubt

Sorry to hear of the passing of #SeanConnery, my condolences to his family. Always loved doing my silly impressions of him, RIP 🙏🏻 “Mr Connery you wear me out!“ “You didn’t say that last night when I was pumping moo goo gai pan all over your tonsils!”

Looks like Mike Pence has locked up the white suburban mortician vote.

He should smile more.

Enough is enough I would like to moderate these debates since no one knows how to tell them to shut the fuck up. It's a DEBATE. There are RULES. I'll do it if I can have a bottle of tequila, a mute button and a cattle prod only if absolutely necessary.

Pence demanding that Harris answer *his* own personal questions when he won’t even answer the moderator’s is gross, and exemplary of the gender dynamics so many women have to deal with at work.

Kamala is doing a better job of moderating this debate than any debate moderator in history. #VPDebate #ScreamHere

"the slanders against Donald trump" - Pence You mean, him saying verbal diarrhea publicly? #Debates2020 #KamalaHarris

"I'm speaking." This should be a 101 taught to all young girls. Nobody taught us this in the '80s.

Kamala Harris has the best “I can’t believe this bullshit right HERE” face I have ever seen

IT MEANS YOU OWE MONEY TO SOM-BOD-EE. #VPDebate