Kyle Crabtree

We at @UCDChem are hiring in the area of experimental physical chemistry! Tenure-track, assistant professor level. Application deadline is Nov 10. I'm happy to answer questions by DM or email! recruit.ucdavis.edu/JPF06000 #chemjobs @Chemjobber

@chesscom Meanwhile, the light squared bishop is sitting sadly in the other corner of the board feeling left out

what do you think for pawn and knight? 🧐

@hshaytoru never forget to multiply by the experimentalist's factor of 2pi

@schmidtim It's about negative two times as hot as liquid nitrogen!

It’s time we had a chat about the Kelvin scale

@schmidtim Am I the only one concerned that his meteorites apparently contain LOTS OF BLOOD?!

I think this is the craziest email I have ever received, which says a lot. Crazier than structured water.

Excited to share that our ChemEnergy REU program @UCDChem is accepting applications until the end of March! Please visit chemistry.ucdavis.edu/reu-program and apply!

@MarissaWeichman @TheWeichmanLab @NSF @PrincetonChem Congrats Marissa! That's such great news!

I'm so thrilled to announce that @TheWeichmanLab has been awarded an @NSF CAREER grant to pursue our work in gas-phase polaritons! All made possible by the very hard work of our awesome group members and support from @PrincetonChem! 1/3

Watch out for bias in your training data! #ChatGPT

@hshaytoru what are you doing to kill your poor ipython kernel?!

The next day...

Save money, use #ChatGPT for your university communications

ChatGPT was not very helpful with getting my final exam written 😂

@Brett_A_Taylor One septillion is roughly the number of molecules in 2 tablespoons of water

I like to think about it.

The #centrifugaldistortionconstants hashtag is woefully underused!

Organic and Inorganic are trash

Two UC Davis chemists join effort to research capturing carbon dioxide to make fuels and chemicals @UCIrvine @UCDChem @UCDLandS @doescience bit.ly/3VdQzhn

Guess I should have pointed out that in a demolition derby the collisions are more inelastic

Just about weeks left to apply for this position! Come join us at this awesome department!

@hshaytoru If we're annoying enough maybe it'll happen! "God, will someone just give those weirdos some damn money so they'll leave us alone and stare at the squiggly lines on their computer screens instead?!"

Hey look, it's @slynnjohansen!