Coochy Connoisseur

"Y'all really be out here eating ass?????" My Wife:

Conference finals going crazy

🗣#DUMMIES‼️

Fultz & Simmons over Tatum & Brown Failed to get value for Jahlil Okafor Traded Shamet for Tobias Let Butler walk for Tobias Signed Tobias for 5yrs/180mil Brought in Al Horford to start alongside Ben/Embiid Traded Mikal Bridges for Zhaire Smith Lost 2nd round pick for tampering to get PJ Tucker and Danuel House Wasted Harden days with a 40 yr old PJ Tucker and Tobias Harris Cut Isaiah Joe for 40 yr old Dedmon Traded McCain for a 22nd pick Cut Champagnie so McClung can participate in slam dunk contest I feel like I only covered 10%

Sixers might as well give the bench some reps

@isaiahrmartin I couldn't imagine debating a man that is proud of his Mama's struggle 🤦🏿‍♂️

Bro literally acted like it was a bad thing because I said a parent shouldn’t have to work three jobs to feed their family That’s the Republican Party for ya

@HaterReport With Tatum watching from the bench like:

“Coach…we’re about to blow a 3-1 lead to the 76ers. DO SOMETHING” Joe Mazzulla:

@nosoup4knowles @TheCarmineOne At 20 years you don't really know shit about the world (or finances.... especially if you come from poverty!) you just feel like you're doing what you're supposed to by attending college not realizing the impact loans have on your future.

@TheCarmineOne Seems crazy that someone whose family has no money would choose an out-of-state school at 35k tuition 20 yrs ago

Candace on filling out the "FAFSFA" & still paying $100k for college even though her fam was poor. Says she defaulted & had to pay the bank. Destiny isn't buying it. (Old interview)

That tough guy act ain’t cutting it .... you know what you are.. you know what you’ve always been>>> A PUSSY (SAY IT LOUDER FOR PEOPLE IN THE BACK) Been kicking your ass and pretty please make the playoffs before you talk. It’s a known thing that I OWN YOU. @KarlTowns

This might be the best sequence of Sixers basketball I've seen in recent memory. Euphoric. Whatever you're doing, stop for a minute to watch this. Trust me. 🔥👇

Celtics bench fuckin spanking our starters

@JimJustice_WV @SenFettermanPA @SenCapito @SenatorBennet Why are people so jealous of the poor???? If you think they're living such a great & "free" life, why don't you trade places? Everybody has the opportunity to be poor right? "Them getting a rotisserie chicken is gonna impact my life so negatively!" 🤣

It’s plain common sense: a hot rotisserie chicken is a healthy, easy meal for busy families. Folks on SNAP should be able to grab one on the go. That’s why @SenFettermanPA, @SenCapito, @SenatorBennet, and I introduced the Hot Rotisserie Chicken Act. 🐓

Jadakiss, Nore & Tory had bald heads in their 20s then just randomly popped out with full heads of hair LOL

ZOHRAN MAMDANI: "It is sad that for too many Americans when they want to look for ambition in the Democratic Party, they have to turn to a history book."

The problem with trying to convince Trump supporters that he’s fucking stupid is that they’re fucking stupid too

Stay on your fuckin feet & put a hand up! Make Brown go left! Box out! Sixers out here sixerring.....

Nick Nurse is fuckin terrible....

Refs in NY trash

‼️‼️‼️🤣 socked tf out that nigga

🇺🇸 BREAKING: NYC Mayor Mamdani just said what America refuses to admit. "The wealth of a median white household in the city is more than $200,000, while that of a black household is less than $20,000." Ten times the wealth. Same city. Same century. Same flag. That's not a gap. That's a design. Spread this. America needs to stop pretending.

Yo @NeYoCompound your allergies were acting up when you recorded "bust it baby"?