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@realDonaldTrump Two week ceasefire to allow Iran to get their weapons back up and replenish from China lol

@TNLUK Whoever created the new app should be sacked - terrible

🗞️ Good news 🗞️ Our new look app and website are now live, thank you for your patience.

@WestHam West have are soooooooo shit 💩

Goal for Fulham. ⚒️ 0-1 ⚪️ (86')

@jackellyffc @FPLGeneral He’s gone - better to replace

Silva on team news: "Wilson - it looked more serious than it is right now. It was a big knock on the knee. It's still painful, & we will assess him. Muniz & Sess are out. I'm hopeful about Wilson, games come thick & fast - let's hope we can have him available." #FFC

@LetsTalk_FPL A or B FH please?

Merry Christmas everyone! 🎅🎄 Nice early morning walk with the 🐶 before a fry up for breakfast 😁 Have a great day whatever you’re doing! Behind that (sort of) smile is fear from a guy who hasn’t made transfers yet and might not buy Ekitike 😆

@ReeceJames Was you so shit and can’t even hold a position in starting 11 🥲

@TheProteinWorks What happened to the apple and cinnamon protein porridge please? Can we get it back asap?

Do you think protein bars are good for you? The answer isn't as straightforward as you might think 👇 📚 bit.ly/3R40fL9

@TfL Can we get cleaners at pontoon Dock station pls - stairs are a tip every day

Strike action: Sunday 7 - Friday 12 September. Severe disruption expected. Sunday 7: Limited Tube service, ending earlier than usual. Please complete your journey by 18:00. Monday 8 - Thursday 11: Little to no Tube service, with no trains before 08:00. Please complete journeys by 18:00. Tuesday 9 and Thursday 11: No DLR service. Friday 12: No Tube service before 08:00. A good service is expected by late morning. Other TfL services will be busier than usual. If you need to travel, plan ahead and check before you leave: tfl.gov.uk/status-updates…

@TfL Is the DLR working Sunday ?

Strike action: Sunday 7 - Friday 12 September ⚠️ - Sunday 7: Limited Tube service, ending earlier than usual. Please complete your journey by 18:00. - Monday 8 - Thursday 11: Very limited or no Tube service, with no trains before 08:00. Please complete journeys by 18:00. - Tuesday 9 and Thursday 11: No DLR service. - Friday 12: No Tube service before 08:00. A good service is expected by late morning. - Other TfL services will be busier than usual. Plan ahead and check before you travel: tfl.gov.uk/status-updates…

@partrickdorgu Learn to cross and not constantly foul - not good enough from what I seen.

@LetsTalk_FPL Screw the defcon 2 pts Utd need to win

Bruno has hit the DEFCON 2 pointer 🥳

@StretfordPaddck Should have cunha his first it goal - Bruno rollercoaster 🎢 continues

🤝 FT: Fulham 1-1 #MUFC United ultimately not good enough today as the points are shared in the Capital. Instant thoughts on the game, Reds? 💭

@ManUtd Frigging Shit - 💩 it’s bloody Fulham. Dorgu just gives silly fouls too much. Bruno missing Peno. Ridiculous execution again

It finishes level 🤝

@BBCMOTD @BBCOne @BBCiPlayer Looks like she presenting the new - rather than football 🤦‍♂️

Watch Match of the Day live on @BBCOne and @BBCiPlayer 📺 bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/b… #MOTD #BBCFootball

"He's made a brilliant start to his Tottenham career!" 🗣️ @AlanShearer and @MicahRichards praise Thomas Frank after an impressive win at the Etihad Stadium. #MOTD #BBCFootball

@StokeyyG2 Python 🐍 holding it up

How does Calvin Bassey play with his shorts like this 😭😭😭

@DeadlineDayLive Curry ……wirtz

🚨 One word to describe Florian Wirtz's Premier League debut?

@LetsTalk_FPL Reece James thoughts 💭 Joao Pedro - mins vs or 7.5 players ie sesko / woods / wellbeck / mateta ?

Let me know any questions or topics that you'd like to see covered in the Gameweek 1 Preview 🤔👇

@LetsTalk_FPL Reece James thoughts pls??

Does anyone still have Kudus in their team? So much hype when the game launched, barely seen him mentioned recently. Still 24.1% owned overall!

@CryptoWizardd Getting ruined

Whats happening with $RUNE ?

@willyoung JPM are going back to Return to office 5 days a week. As part of blue Monday and mindfulness be good to get your view on this.