Adam Kocoloski

I am incredibly overjoyed to announce that “FoundationDB: A Distributed Unbundled Transactional Key Value Store” was accepted to SIGMOD’21 Industry. Preprint at foundationdb.org/files/fdb-pape… Full announcement foundationdb.org/blog/fdb-paper/ Happy to answer questions!

Today I’m proud that our team has taken another step forward to share our development plans with the world. We are chasing an ambitious roadmap to not only see 1000+ qubit systems in the next few years, but also building the best quantum services for science and business.

Towards a General Framework for ML-based Self-Tuning Databases @FoundationDB arxiv.org/abs/2011.07921

Today in #PHY595 #QuantumComputing: We ran a Bell test on IBM Quantum Experience and showed that it violates the CHSH inequality, meaning the universe is not described by a local hidden variable theory. Quantum mechanics is correct again!

Trump was incompetent at his brand of authoritarianism, and he lost. But this isn't a triumph: the Democrats lost almost everything else. Make no mistake, about what's coming: The next Trumpist, in 2024, will be talented, competent and not easy to beat. theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/…

what i don't understand is if Sisyphus hated his job so much, why didn't he just learn to code??

@sogrady Yes, used it to add an access point at the opposite end of a house we were renting. Worked well.

has anybody used the ethernet over coax kit?

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@_hoffman Oh man I was yelling at the TV on that one

We are happy to release the second revision of our Hummingbird quantum processor to our clients. It is a 65 qubit processor - the largest quantum system ever deployed - with a quantum volume of 32. Compared to R1 it has much lower error rates and is openpulse enabled.

@BlairReeves Wouldn’t ranked choice voting address the pathologies of the recent primaries without resorting to the smoke-filled room?

The Apache @CouchDB team is happy to announce the immediate availability of CouchDB 3.0. This is a major milestone in the history of the project. We thank all contributors for their help in making this happen. Read all about it: blog.couchdb.org/2020/02/25/3-0/ 🥳🎉🛋💯❤️

This is your regular reminder that primaries should be decided using ranked-choice voting.

@slfritchie You were such a gracious tour guide! Tons of fun

While tagging photos from August 2014, I found a smiling @kocolosk at Kiyosumi Shirakawa Garden. So very happy to share a good day stomping around Tokyo.

Happy to announce we have made another step in quantum volume. Here is a view from @jmchow and me. ibm.com/blogs/research…

@benmonreal @seibert @terrimyu My list looks similar: git+pipenv for reproducibility, Jupyter for sharing work in progress. Automated tests as one-off scripts / notebooks evolve to shared libraries. Travis is Ok but trending down. Pull Requests for lots of things, with required approvers on critical code.

But if you think of WeWork as a massive transfer of wealth from Saudi Arabia to an Israeli entrepreneur via an ethnic-Korean Japanese visionary it's really a heart-warming story of cross-cultural trade worthy of the Model UN

Great @nytimes article featuring @IBMResearch and @dariogila. Exciting times for computing.

@chuckjanczy @PeteButtigieg Not disagreeing