Uche Ogbechie

@astro_bo1 @CRawkeen Village people hold hin control na 😂

@kodyfy @CRawkeen why u go smile when u dey that kain situation😭😭😭😭

I remember this AY comedy where Seyi law said Yomi Casual advised him not to wear black black for a night show but he refused. On their way to the show that night, they were attacked by armed robbers and the robbers said everybody get down now. He was the last person at the back seat but before he could get down, the robbers had already concluded no one was left in the car. One of the robbers looked into the car and didn't see him because he already rhymed with darkness 😂

@CRawkeen Yeeeessssss. Na generational skit . Cooked pig blood sausage 😂

@kodyfy This one naw

@hackSultan Make them know say man mount 🤣

I get going to the club even if you don’t drink, but why are you buying 6 azul to share to strangers when you don’t drink?

@Big_marvis Blogs are also complicit or should I say they seek attention whichever route possible. The video where prof shared this insight was clear as possible, he didn’t imply anything negative about other languages.

The problem with Nigerian social media is: people who don't understand English, and are the most retarded in comprehending context and tone, happen to be the loudest. Some, sadly, are even 'influencers'. This one, for instance, thinks by starting with "I am Yoruba" means he should be crowned the king of objective, altruistic reasoning...when he has flunked the test of basic, primary school-level comprehension. I will share the actual video of Wole Soyinka in comment.

@echo_vick He doesn’t need to fire his team. But organize a workshop with you to show his team how to increase productivity with AI. His team probably might be using free tiers of AI or none. Other factors still present; like frequent changes, project management and the likes.

A founder reached out to me here on X seeing my work rate with Claude…gave me a project his team has been working on for over a year… Handed me the UI designs and a PRD, I started from scratch and built the whole system in 3 weeks. Now he’s contemplating firing his whole engineering team. Now, what do you think is happening here?

@c_mobike Same thought came to my mind. Used to be a proper rivals match... With plenty of highlights. Happy with the win sha... those crosses were dangerous.

For real, what happened to Chelsea and Man United. Used to be really big teams! Only thing they both have rn is just past glory especially Man United 😒

@niff_wizzy Haba. Size 4 was 250, size 5 was 350. 2004-2009 era.

stop lying bro, this ball was never sold for N400. the lowest price we got it was N1500

@israel_obasola Anywhere but there 🥶

Where was he going? 😂😂

@SirLeoBDasilva MF is a machine... No one can convince me otherwise 🥲.

Who even trained Thragg??? Cos wtf is this???

@Usmanashafe Iya Gbonkan is on her own level oooo. Nobody comes close 😂

Sola Sobowale is not wicked. She is aggressive and she can shout her lungs out but she’s not wicked. I’ve watched almost every movie she’s featured in and I don’t think I’ve ever seen her playing a wicked mother Inlaw role before You see Tina Mba, she is wicked and her wickedness is even underrated Have you seen FORBIDDEN? have you seen JEMEJI? Have you seen THIS LADY CALLED LIFE? I’ve watched Tina showed wickedness to even her own child and the way she carried out the role will make you dislike her even after watching the movie (but I love her sha 😁) Tina’s wickedness should be compared to Lola Idije and Iya Gbonkan type of wickedness 🤣🤣

@Hrefna001 @Letter_to_Jack You should have verified before this. The recently shared video is from last year.

E no go better for you @Letter_to_Jack

@Humbhle_ak @mayeesq “Pikin Dey bring blessing, no worry”

Omoh I go buy indomie and egg this evening. Na husband and wife dey sell for the shop. Husband ask me say “how is family?”, I answer fine. Wife come tell am say, family ke? He is very single oh, single and searching. I just smile. Na on my way home e hit me. Total of the things wey I buy na N2,500. I come imagine say I been wan buy for me, my wife and one child, which money I for use ?

@Real1_balogun It would have been mismanaged. Fans divided and sharing opinions, ex players doing theirs, media setting a toxic environment, especially when the team fails to win. One of the players eventually leaves.

How’d social media have handled Rooney vs Ronaldo incident at the 2006 World Cup if it happened in 2026? Considering how highly both players were considered and the level and might of Manchester United as a football club at the time.

@c_mobike E Dey for boddddyyyyy. E too full.

Who told you Coachee and Professional tested Onyeshi is the same?

Choose 2 and the rest disappears forever… what are you picking? 👀

@kunle_pata TMD, quite painful and scary when it happens first time. I have experienced it three times, the last one was before an exam. I wrote my paper with the mouth open o 🤣. I still get PTSD anytime I yawn.

I just remembered one crazy night in my hostel. A guy yawned and couldn’t close his mouth back 🤣

@hsprafrique Saving dates as strings instead of standardized date columns at the db level. I suffered 🤣

Backend engineers… What’s one mistake you made early in your career that cost you hours of debugging? Or Do you even DEBUG?

@Makavellidon77 @IamKennedyJr @ozokolie_david Niceeeeee 🤣🤣🤣

@IamKennedyJr @ozokolie_david You are Ibo, Ibos don’t have access to sea

My just deceased grandpa fought during the Nigeria Civil War, he said when they left Lagos Via Calabar by sea to face the Biafran Forces there was this particular comrade who had a Tortoise on his neck, he said when the first shot was fired from the Biafran troops, the guy with the Tortoise was the first person that kpaied among them, Baba said he just removed the Bante he had around his waist