Artificial Unintelligence

Why are Newcastle such cunts

@FootyHumour Cute couple

James Maddison and Jack Grealish in Ocean Beach Ibiza watching England lose to Iceland

Cmon West Ham! In the end its London vs Manchester...you know what to do

@SuperSportTV someone's getting fired for this debacle

@SuperSportTV get your shit together. It's the final day of the Premier League and I have to wait for an Italian match to finish before you switch to Arsenal

How a camera's capture rate changes due to the amount of light being let into the camera 📷

Gabi² Let's go

I found an old Olympic poem and used it as inspiration when photographing the Ironman African Championships. Read about it here: open.substack.com/pub/kodymcgreg…

I know it's Easter and all, but I really think Jèsus needs to be subbed

So apparently being a genius or being knowledgeable about Apple products is not a prerequisite for working at the iStore anymore. A young person was attempting to help me today, but had to Google every question I asked. What has this world come to

Listening to various Audioslave covers on YouTube and it got me thinking...damn they really were great. The music still holds today

Of all the public toilets, the airport is probably my favourite place to poop

Yet another colleague of mine in my age group leaving the country. Cmon folks, elections coming up this year, let's make sure we don't lose any more young people. I'm running out of friends here

Why does my dog bark extra loud at Jehovahs Witness when they come to the door

If you don't park at the Standard Bank/Woolworths entrance at Walmer Park then you're a straight up wildcat

@JakeWFox Great read!

Ever wondered why Ben White seems to take 3-4 working days to take a throw? I have, so watched about 300 throw-ins to see if I could get a good reason - and ended up finding out a whole load more @jakewfox98/why-does-ben-white-take-so-long-on-throw-ins-f4ee91156f49" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">medium.com/@jakewfox98/wh…

What's up with Saliba and Gabriel this eve...giving me Mustafi vibes

I honestly didn't think that Cedric was gonna kick a ball for Arsenal ever again, but here we are #COYG #ChampionsLeague

If one more person calls it Dezemba, I'm gonna lose the plot

Bro found a way to get rich 💀