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@owenjonesjourno Fuckin' do it. The current system is fucked anyways.

Millions of people are carrying on their everyday lives, totally unaware of what's about to hit them. If Trump blows up Iran's power stations, Iran will destroy energy infrastructure across the Gulf. This would be one of the major "before-and-after" events of human history.

@Danny_McMoomins Fair to say they'll Slot in 7th nicely

Do Everton have a Banter Strategy in place for the possibility of finishing above Liverpool? They'll have to work very hard to top 'Rafael Beneathus'. That was inspired.

Hall's placement is hilarious 😭

@PolitlcsUK Does he get a hotel and free dental?

🚨 NEW: A man from Oldham has become the first ever football fan charged with entering a stadium without a ticket at today’s Carabao Cup final It comes after the law making it a criminal offence came into force today

@DanielEFC1878 @_EFCCarlos_ Long Covid and late offsides. Grim.

@konando_ @_EFCCarlos_ Yep. His career went down the drain after that

Shouldn’t have lost that 2022 game either

Who are these random 2 Asian guys? Surely this is some sort of press area...but they just look like lost tourists 😅 They're in front of Spurs fans but filming a Forest player so doubt it's club media. Just odd. #spurs

@piersmorgan Even @Dominos_UK lifting more trophies than Arsenal 😭

We played like your pizzas - stale, boring and unappetising.

It would be good if you could buy a few barrels of oil today and then sell it back in a week or two. You could probably make a tenner on a single barrel. 100 quid on 10 barrels. A grand on 100.

Couldn't stop staring at that weird patch of grass all game yesterday, looked like a "0.0" - was it some subtle Guinness branding?? #efc

@The1878s Grabbed the old 2000's crest one in 009 at full time and swayed it. Wanted to do it earlier after the 3rd goal but some narky woman in front told me it was too big 😅

Loved our fans waving the flags during the game and at the end by the way. More of this blues 🤣👏🏼💙

@GriftReport If it was 17 yo lad (never mind 19) no one would give a crap

User: z1000angrychimp on TiKTok uploaded this video and left the comment below, was he right to confront the driver like this? Fathers comment : Did I overreact? My daughter was left with no way of getting home in centre of Leeds late at night… his reaction she can get next bus which goes to a different town .. which is over 3 miles from where we live ?!

@TansuYegen They didn't. And they didn't.

Two engineers who hacked a plane’s entertainment system to play a game received a lifetime of free flights from the airline company✈️

@BBCNews She does IG Reels too

'They think I just go home and make TikToks - it's not true' bbc.in/4rQ85r8

@PFielding18 Chuck him a flare

If we secure Europe and relegate Tottenham on the same day I think Richarlison might spontaneously combust

@geordiejosh @wxtty_toffee I mean congrats on the CL and the whole "biggest loss by an English team ever"

@wxtty_toffee Cheered me up a bit and made me laugh that a fucking Everton fan thinks they can involve themselves with us hahha, cheers mate needed that! 🤣

Harvey Barnes, Harvey fucking Barnes. I’m gonna lose my mind with that cunt.

@ROTS1882 Try 3 consecutive relegation scraps, 1 thanks to a mad managerial appointment loved by our rivals, another due to a corrupt PL punishment. Grow up.

As I walk away from the ground I’m wondering why I bother. I don’t have the energy to try and carry this side. Doing all this bollocks is mentally and physically draining, it starts weeks before games and continues until long after the final whistle, after big games I’m mentally fucked for days. I’ve got a family, a perfect daughter and a decent job that demands a lot from me as it is. I just can’t do this anymore. It’s pointless. I love you all, our fanbase is absolutely unbelievable, but fuck me, what’s the fucking point.

📸 - Max Dowman has arrived for the Carabao Cup final wearing his Limited Edition Beats Studio 3 Wireless by Dr. Dre, wearing it upside down, with the headphones somehow sitting above his ears. Some people might think he isn’t listening to music… but that’s exactly where they’re wrong. The music isn’t playing in his ears. It’s playing directly inside his brain, that’s why it’s above his ears. He’s probably listening to Mozart, Beethoven… Or even a motivational podcast about how to handle success at 16.

@NotFarLeftAtAll "Vote Green"

Embarrassing 🤡 I think that’s the first time Zack Polanski was Lost for Words Normally, he’s full of the chat

@GiuliaBould Think his name was Ken Wood

🍞EXCLUSIVE UPDATE🍞 I've been given this video of Everton Toaster Man Eyewitness tells me "every goal we scored the toaster would get lashed around. I doubt it's even working now" The toaster lift & kiss - exceptional! ARE YOU THE TOASTER MAN? DO YOU KNOW HIM? LET ME KNOW