Kondwani Mkandawire

@MalawiElects Kuzinamiza okhaokha

"We are changed. Don't come with bribes again to our office." Some strong message from the Malawi Directorate of Road Traffic and Safety Services. Hope they will walk the talk.

@Yamikanimasese1 Unfortunate truth about ourselves and our love for mediocrity 🤣

Apita Ma Burundi 🇧🇮 Tiyambe Kuodira Ku Shop, Mose Taimira Eniake Akumwa Tea 🍵 😭😭😭😭

@Katswiri123 Read Deutronomy 28 Vs 43. Understand that verse in context of historical facts. Then read about the history of Zambia and the number of Presidents of Malawian descent that have ruled them. Then learn from History

Despite everything, IF the motivation of moving Burundi folk is business, not legal, then we are wrong. I am afraid. I've been following the MCP govt. They still have the Kamuzu mindset of chasing foreigners with the thinking that Mw'ans are not excelling in business bcos of them

@JeromeChisikwa The West has been telling us about the Importance of the Rule of Law. Malawi Government is doing it's best

What shall it profit Malawi by conducting a xenophobic and forceful relocation of refugees and asylum seekers to Dzaleka refugee camp, refugees who are fellow African brothers and sisters and most of whom are low level petty traders with no real economic or political control when

@NundweC Anthu amenewa amasosola our Malawian sisters koma their girls simmene amakanira amuna achiMalawi.

Damn, I hope the police do not chase my Burundian ex who lives in kanjedza near the assemblies church. Just opposite the small iron sheet walled grocery, as you go up the road. 🥲

@OooMyBadItsElu 🤣🤣 during her early days at MBC she used to bring spicy rice. She was an amazing workmate. May she continue resting in peace.

Everytime the late Flora MkusaNkhoma🥀 was getting ready for her radio shift she would blast her whole playlist in the house now here I am listening to Lucky Dude on a Saturday morning.

@onjezani If there was a way of controlling Gambling addiction, the world would have solve all addiction problems because the formula would be the same. I am following the conversation to hear what can be done

We need to start a national conversation about the damage to lives that addiction to gambling is causing. Every day I receive messages from people whose lives are now wrecked by addiction to gambling. They are deep in debt, some are contemplating suicide.

@mcbrams @MosesKk @MalawiGovt @nocmaMW He thought being a Government spokesperson for a useless government was easy. Let's see how he is going to manage lying and contradicting himself as he tries to defend the undefendable .

In one statement, @MosesKk says the #Malawi fuel shortage is not @MalawiGovt's fault & then in another, he says it is actually government's fault, just not directly but @nocmaMW. & Then he says there's no forex but the same govt says tobacco has generated $28million in 3 weeks?

@Veeisabel1 Many ladies see and know red flags in a relationship the problem is they don't know how to take the appropriate action in time to avoid the inevitable.

Koma amuna mulibe chison. So apparently a friend of mine made sure her boyfriend had a wonderful birthday. Bought him shoes. Clothes etc (expensive ones) just after the birthday he tells her akut “we need a break” madzulo omwewo ayamba kale posting other chick ati wife to be💀

@PempheroMphande A Whole Minister and Government got Pranked 🤣🤣🤣 It simply means it was a GOOD PRANK. There is nothing like a Prank that threatens National security. A Prank is a Prank. You just got Pranked Mr Minister. Don't abuse the Powers of your office.

I think we are not serious as a govt if i this was a joke. I say this because we are all govt. I (as govt) am not offended. This could have been a movie as well. Unfair to the hardworking Malawians who built Ichocho & created jobs. I implore govt to rescind this decision!

@Untouched260 She is an attention Seeker. She is Loving your continued asking kuti "What is Wrong?" Inside she is Smiling.

Kodi when your girl is not fine, you ask her what the problem is she says she's fine, what do do? Coz aaaah akundizunzatu

@zodiakonline By the way who is Government??

Government has ordered the revocation of Ichocho Power Security Company’s licence over a video that went viral on social media where the company that it had allegedly kidnapped Tonderai Banda, who is son of one of the country’s lawyers, Jai Banda.

@onjezani Zomangotengera zinthu Wholesale without thinking of how to Localise the concept mapeto ake ndiamenewa. Greenbelt, The HI5 same WhatsApp group

Here lie the remains of what was once thought to be a great vision for the future, One Village One Product (OVOP).

@ghm927 We wish them God's Peace and Love. May His Grace be sufficient to them.

Some people don't actually sleep to rest, they sleep to escape pain and sadness. May God heal every broken person reading this 🙏🫂

@JAlfandika You look young to know Themuthemu 🤣🤣 Amazing.

@GwambaOfficial I am proud of Malawian producers who produced Mojo for Driemo. Lulu's video tells us that you can be in America with cameras but still come up with uninspiring music video. It's all about creativity I guess.

From Kawale to Chicago, Legendary Lulu!!! Watch new and hot LULU below youtu.be/z9DkbGtC-ME 🐐🇲🇼

@stevesharra The only thing we are benefitting as a country is Pollution. Dziko lomvetsa chisoni. We can't even bargain to make our country benefit from such deals.

Sunrise, Liwonde. Was told that each day, 20-30 trains pass by this rail crossing. They each carry 120 wagons full of coal, from Moatize, Mozambique, through Malawi, to Nacala on the other side of Mozambique. Onward to Brazil, China and the rest of the world.

@tintin_andy Fair Play. That's when you know that men are selfish. Men won't forgive even when they are cheating big time. Unfair players

Sometimes She forgives you for cheating cause She cheating too.

@CzarLehm Why do the Chichewa speaking pipo think that 'Fans' means them. So the Tumbuka musicians can't have Tumbuka understanding 'Fans'?? Speaks volumes about our Chichewa understanding Bros and Sisters.

@Times360Malawi @PeshyLu I really thought it wasn't a clever idea from the onset but gave it the benefit of doubt coz it was the Fisheries department trying to experiment with nature. Here we are now.

#Times360Malawi The Mzuzu Aquaculture Centre intends to do an assessment to establish the quantity of fish carried away from some ponds following heavy rains that have been falling in Mzuzu city since Friday last week. Reported by Patience Lunda @PeshyLu