Konfigbo

@jwsey01 6.0% increase is crazy

Me, reading my new council tax bill.

@_Nicksy ATP

Is there a rain dance we can do in the UK to actually stop the rain? Like what needs to happen here

i love when toddlers passionately talk to you about absolutely nothing😂😂

@Am_ldn Crazy man

Cant believe i’m goin prison for 2 days from the 13th to the 15th feb for not paying my tv licence 🤦🏽‍♂️

@David_Ornstein @TheAthleticFC Get innn

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Manchester United sack Ruben Amorim as head coach. 40yo Portuguese informed of decision & goes with immediate effect after 14 months following breakdown in relations. Darren Fletcher expected to take over #MUFC on interim basis @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/65942…

Me: I earn £100k HMRC: That’s nice, we’ll take £45k Me: I bought a car HMRC: VAT applied Me: I want to gift my kid £5k HMRC: Taxed Me: I made money from crypto HMRC: You mean we made money Me: I made £50 profit on Vinted HMRC: That’s income. Tax it Me: I bought a house HMRC: Stamp duty please Me: I want to retire HMRC: Pay tax on your pension

@8lamide Did this last year not worth it at all

I dey actually work for new year Eve dawg, God change my story pls 😔

@imman_ix Happy new year bro

2025, let's do more

@8lamide Their estimation too funny you go they ask yourself were you keep the money

HMRC really thinks I earn £50k per year, smh

@sleektimmy Just post the benz

omo, tired of ordering bolt up and down jare

@8lamide Espresso does it for me

@konfigbo nah, doesn't do it will try it again and see sha

pushing my own limit way too much, this unhealthy

@8lamide Replace the monster with coffee

just me, pack of paracetamol and monster against the world

@8lamide 3rd job bawo

meant to be using my off days to sleep but here I am, hunting for a 3rd job

@8lamide Asda sell good ones for less

flower is just around £10 lmao

These guys with their weekly parade fucking up traffic

@sleektimmy You use person wife do wallpaper?

my mates were using these pictures to create beautiful designs, me i used it as wallpaper 😭😭

@JackFawcett1704 Best player today

Erm… okay? Harry Maguire, MOTM.

Time for rashford to go

The fleece one hard asf