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The gyre do be widening tho

Les Wexner is in that costume

@vegetalpuppet beautiful ghost ass building

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Letterboxd (2011 - present)

@bunnnnnygrl oh yeah. felt like this in my teens and feel like this in my 40's

Oh hey, it's Pisces season. Both my parents were Pisces, I love you weird fish people

@RealShinyDummy I dunno dude I heard some stuff

@koolwhp No he didn’t! The physics teacher at my high school would not do that!

What was the incident at my high school?

A gentle reminder that I post more often on koolwhp.bsky.social if you're interested

I'll be honest, it's mainly "I'm horny as hell"

@stacey_hauff I did some errands at lunch in shorts

It’s over 45 degrees here today, so obviously I declared it spring, took a lunch break, and ran home to open all my windows. Nevermind that it is still early February. My Ohio energy is off the charts right now.

Real Life: I Fucked a Minion

I am generally happy that the kids today aren't as snobby about music as we were in the rough "sellout" indie wars of the 90's and early 2000's, but I gotta say that I felt a little ashamed when I heard Lenny Kravitz on college radio today. You gotta do better than that

Figure skating is the gayest thing you'll see on broadcast TV and I'm here for it. Right now some kid in small town Ohio is seeing this and feeling some things. He will one day ascend into his final form and I'm rooting for him

(What's the Story) Morning Glory is approximately equidistant between Rubber Soul and the present day. As you were.

It's my birthday. Send nudes