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@agvocate_au You made my day!

And that's what I did. She complimented me on my handwriting. If I hadn't stopped and smelled her roses, we would never have met. Her Beryl is 84. She saw me as Beryl was in 1978 when she planted the roses in Shirley's garden. There now. Go onwards, smiling. 😊

To cheer you. Lovely happens every day. Just because mainstream media doesn't report it doesn't mean people like us aren't lifted by it or needing to hear it. Here's mine. I stopped to admire this rose over a bit of a ramshackle garden fence in a small town. You know the

We have now reached our 100 millionth global instance of participation 🙌 🌳 #loveparkrun

@agvocate_au @SustainVic Shameful!

As Victoria launches its deposit scheme for bottles & cans, & politicians spruik the circular economy, I'd just like to remind you all of this. THIS is the circular economy at EVERY Maccas in Au. Bag it. Off to landfill where it's buried. NO post consumer recycling.

Pre-save my new album "Die Waarheid Oor Duiwe" on Spotify: distrokid.com/hyperfollow/ka… (powered by @distrokid)

One of my fondest memories of Eusebius Mckaiser: I was waking up in Australia one Saturday morning and the radio presenter, Geraldine Doogue, was interviewing him. His answers to her questions on SA were (as per usual) intellectual, yet easily understandable. A giant has left us.

Let's take a moment to appreciate the beautiful new R5 coin being released today. First time EVER that a marine animal features on our currency and we have a coastline of 2850km!

Somewhere in the deep blue waters off Britain, might be a Greenland shark that has witnessed the reign of 23 monarchs! Living up to 500 years, this magnificent creature may have been alive at the same time as Henry VIII (1509-1547) 👑🦈 #LongLiveTheShark 📷: Nick Caloyianis

What on earth are we doing? This will all end up in our Ocean. 🎥: Tom Jackson

#DearSouthAfrica: Let’s express our deepest gratitude to Justice Edwin Cameron for leading JICS with integrity and saving many lives by exposing the corruption enabled Thabo Bester prison break and surrounding shenanigans #ThankYouEdwinCameron

An official who was vocal about corruption at the embattled Lovedale Technical and Vocational Education and Training College in the Eastern Cape has resigned amid allegations of malicious traps set to get him dismissed. | @City_Press news24.com/citypress/news…

Glynnis Breytenbach was forced out of @NPA_Prosecutes⁩ precisely because of her excellent work in prosecuting corruption. She’ll never stop being a prosecutor though, as we saw in Parliament this week:

Astonishing

📣 It’s hard to put into words how honored and blessed I feel to receive an invitation to perform at The Coronation of Their Majesties The King and The Queen Consort at Westminster Abbey on Saturday, 6th of May 2023. 📣✨🎉💝🙏💕👑🎉📣 📸: @gregorhohenberg #Coronation2023

Comment: Dear @SATourismOnline - in case you don’t know, you work for us, we pay your salaries. If you smoke 💨 out and target 🎯 the whistleblower of your hare-brained scheme exposed by @dailymaverick, we will stand with them. We love ❤️ whistleblowers! (RT if you agree)

Our teams took off from OR Tambo Airport ✈️ on a mission to bring #HOPE and aid to the people of #Turkey 🇹🇷 and #Syria 📍. The devastating earthquake has claimed the lives of 6,000 people, leaving countless more injured and desperate for help.

“It fell off the back.” “It fell off the back?” “Yes.” “And how big is it?” “About the size of a ten cent coin. But you should stay five metres away if you find it. It’s very dangerous.” “So where did it fall off?” “Somewhere between Perth and the Pilbera.”

@andy_murray LOVED your game against Agut. Thank you for GREAT entertaiment.

2 days ago I randomly bumped into the doctor who in 2017 told me “the good news is the problem you have in your hip can be fixed but you won’t be able to play professional sport again.” I think we dispelled that myth the last 5 days.😉Goodnight ❤️

Perhaps I should speak Pretoria to Elon Musk: druk jou blou bosluisie in jou hol, swaer

My summary of recent events: DOG SHIT. Full video here: youtu.be/aIh7XJVxCAY

If you're having a bad day, imagine having written this book and excitedly counting down the days until it drops on December 8.