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Cocaine is a hell of a drug

Katılım Aralık 2012
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kosmokenny@kosmokenny·
@CrayonPFish Back in the army I used to steal saline bags from the medics and give people IVs while we were shitfaced to lessen the hangover. Maybe try getting drunk first, it always worked well for me.
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kosmokenny@kosmokenny·
@SeifertESPN Man, a QB who tries not to make a habit of being the leader is a damn weird thing to have.
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Kevin Seifert@SeifertESPN·
Kirk Cousins on whether he has the authority to spike the ball on his own, and why he didn't:
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Kevin Seifert@SeifertESPN·
1. Vikings convert 4th down with ~35 seconds left 2. Kirk Cousins can't hear Kevin O'Connell, who wants a quick play. No spike. 3. Takes 23 seconds to snap 4. INT O'Connell: "That one was purely on me, trying to be too aggressive in that moment." espn.com/nfl/story/_/id…
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kosmokenny@kosmokenny·
@jzulgad If you think the Chargers wont Chargers this up, youre crazy. The end of this game is going to be a complete clusterfuck the likes of which the world hasnt seen as a movable force collides at mach 3 with a stoppable object.
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Judd Zulgad@jzulgad·
Confirmation that the Cinderella season of 2022 for the Vikings is long gone comes as Akayleb Evans tips a pass right into Joshua Palmer's hands for a touchdown. It's 28-24 Chargers with 8:05 left but I think Justin Jefferson has at least one more huge play to save the day.
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Gordon McGuinness@GordonNFL·
The Ravens have fumbled on four of their last eight offensive plays
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kosmokenny@kosmokenny·
@SeifertESPN I shit you not, this is the third week in a row that I have turned on the game to a fumble happening at that second and immediately turned the game off. Truly mindboggling.
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Kevin Seifert@SeifertESPN·
Oh my goodness. The Vikings, who became the first NFL team in 20 years to lose 6 fumbles in Weeks 1-2, give up a fumble to end a promising first possession. T.J. Hockenson loses it while trying to get extra yards on a third down catch.
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kosmokenny@kosmokenny·
@soIoucity Wont be long now til zoomers are the target market for halftime shows, and theyll have XQC doing the halftime show by reacting to previous halftime shows.
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kosmokenny@kosmokenny·
@WarrenSapp Dinner after a 24 hour work shift when youre too tired to give a fuck
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Warren Sapp@WarrenSapp·
When does decent get the Job Done??
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Ryan Williams@Ryan_TWilliams·
What is this? DTM?
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Harms@HARMSwahy_·
4.0 gonna be time for sewer gang.
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Judd Zulgad
Judd Zulgad@jzulgad·
We got a note today on @skornorth that the hanky can no longer be white -- it will be red again -- and that is indeed correct. That rule was passed in 2016 and so the color had to be changed when the Twins got back to the playoffs.
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Judd Zulgad@jzulgad·
I hope my former employer, the Star Tribune, is sending a thank you card and some money to Terrie Robbins, who came up with the idea for the Homer Hanky in 1987. Terrie was the innovation director at the Star Tribune at the time. The HH is back again this year.
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kosmokenny@kosmokenny·
@AaronGleeman Back in the day, baseball players were drunk or hung over for every game. I'm sure it'll be fine
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Aaron Gleeman@AaronGleeman·
Made it out of the #MNTwins clubhouse celebration alive. That was fun to experience. Immaculate vibes. One (unnamed) Twins player came up to me, cigar in mouth/beer in hand, and said: "You finally gonna have me on the podcast now?!" 1:10 pm game tomorrow should be interesting.
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kosmokenny@kosmokenny·
@PFF_Sam Good luck living in SF on Mr Irrelevant money without a roommate. Probably more like a tentmate though.
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Do-Hyoung Park@dohyoungpark·
Here’s the situation tonight: The Twins can just clinch the division with a win. If they lose, they need *both* Cleveland and Detroit to lose. Cleveland starts an hour earlier than the Twins, but them losing alone doesn’t seal the division. Detroit plays Oakland at 8:40 CT.
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Canis Hoopus@canishoopus·
The Timberwolves have released a first look at their 35th anniversary jerseys and matching floor, featuring Naz Reid
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