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Hi @kenyan_prince_ uliomba ukiface wapi aki, ni mbaya!

Mkimaliza mapenzi, form kesho ni hii. Happy Valentine’s Day.

What the hell is the point of arresting that Russian guy for ripping the mask off how these pathetic Kenyan women really function? It’s straight-up consensual business, with eager traders on both sides, no foul play. Every woman in those videos had it coming and it’s obvious they don’t have morals if he has to be arrested then charge the women too!

@Wisdom_HQ Mr. Two

CCTV footage shows how the George from Karatina was killed by police officer. Soo Sad

Kenyans flock Nakuru restaurant after owner’s emotional plea about low customer turnout

2027 decision will be the easiest.

"Ako na pesa kama msomali ameiba Minnesota"

It's now making sense guys 😂

When you reach the point when will be looking around for the person who coined the term "Mau Mau", I will be right here. 😌

THE OFFICIAL CIA MANUAL OF TRICKERY AND DECEPTION I will link the PDF download below this post. Enjoy.

#ALERT: Al-Shabaab Releases Video of Kenyan UN Worker Held in Somalia, Following Earlier Video of Ukrainian UN Pilot The Kenyan national, who is in Al-Shabaab custody, was serving as a member of an aero-medical evacuation team with the United Nations Mission in Somalia when he was captured in January 2024. He was taken hostage after the UN helicopter he was flying made an emergency landing due to a technical malfunction near Xiindheere District in the Galgaduud region. In the video, he appeals directly to Kenyan President William Ruto and United Nations Secretary-General António Guterres, urging them to take steps to secure his release. He also calls on the Kenyan public to show solidarity and advocate for his freedom. The video was circulated via social media platforms associated with Al-Shabaab militants. As of now, neither the United Nations nor Kenyan authorities have issued a public statement regarding the video or the status of the captive.

MPESA Agents are crying. pmasese.medium.com/the-mpesa-claw… @Safaricom_Care @SafaricomPLC @PeterNdegwa_ @C_NyaKundiH @MikeSonko @kot @SafaricomNews @SafaricomFDN

Samia wins with 96% of the votes. Those are Kim Jong Un numbers.

@Nyaburinyauma Carmau

A baby born in the morning hours is called Monica, evening hours Evelyn, on the floor is Florence, what do we call baby born in a car? 🤔

Tanzania! We didn't think you had it in you. Good luck.

SHA inafanya India? There's a reason they don't get their treatment from Kenyatta or Mama Lucy hospital.

Rest In Peace, Raila