Khon

@48LawsofPowerr That’s what my wife said when he tiled the bathroom floor.

@callmebroalways Why the brown guy has no seat on the bike?

We are going to make it bro !!

@Miss_Teddy0 Shhh… stop exposing me.

Best sex comes from quiet guys who everyone thinks they're innocent, they're the real porn stars. 😂😂🙌

@Sasyliliy Don’t tell me how to spend my $40.

Men will f*ck you even if they don't like you. Pathetic😩😩

@nakhyia_ If “tell me you’re nosy without telling me you’re nosy” was a person, it’d be you. You seem like the type to lick someone’s booty hole just to see if they took a shit this morning.

Why everybody twitters private? Who yall hiding from??

@MsssKayyy You look like you leave dick imprints every time you fart.

A diarrhea epidemic in the summer is crazy.

@FastbreakHoops5 Kool-Aid Man, a proud father.

She thinks she's Shaq 💀

@sinnthiuh_ That Snapchat filter got more gym gains than you. Don’t quit your job; the gym doesn’t want you either.

I wanna quit my job to focus on going to the gym in the mornings instead

Everybody has a Dream

@Cobratate That’s like asking why there aren’t any Mexicans in the Olympics besides boxing… you think they would be good at pole vaulting over walls or speed walking through the desert.

Why are there no Chinese soccer players?

@ItsEmilyKateIt I had to take naps to not feel hungry. This right here would make me feel like I was on a carnival cruise.

Was money ever this tight for you?

@Monkeyjunk11 Two things can be true at once.

🫣

@OneCBThoughts Especially if she is walking with a dump truck on her. Especially when she walks backwards, it goes beep beep beep. Especially when she bends over, her cheeks grab the window curtain. One squat and she closes the blinds!

💥👇👇

@passthebaal @qx4vo_ You used your favorite attack and filled up 47 terabytes of evidence! After swallowing that much seamen, they probably had to sell your vagina hairs as fishing hooks

@kpath29 @qx4vo_ 47 tb "diddy party"

nah fr😂😂😂😂😂

@passthebaal @qx4vo_ You sound like a Pokémon that's all you say the same stuff over and over again. I bet you when your master releases you at a diddy party, he yells “Go Zen! Use your favorite attack! And use suck all their dicks and swallow!” Level up or stay in your Poké Ball.

@kpath29 @qx4vo_ still fat and old

@PuraRonnie12619 @chic_siren_ I made sure I ruined those sugar walls for everybody else.

@kpath29 @chic_siren_ so did you fuck?

Let's have it, Correct answers only!!

@passthebaal @qx4vo_ Glad you replied back. I was starting to think you died of AIDS like the rest of your family. Did you learn to read and spell at the Minnesota Somalian daycare?

@kpath29 @qx4vo_ used ai again 👌 ion take u serious fatass

The amount of money we should be giving in foreign aid is $0.