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@passthebaal @qx4vo_ You sound like a Pokémon that's all you say the same stuff over and over again.
I bet you when your master releases you at a diddy party, he yells “Go Zen! Use your favorite attack! And use suck all their dicks and swallow!”
Level up or stay in your Poké Ball.
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@passthebaal @qx4vo_ Glad you replied back. I was starting to think you died of AIDS like the rest of your family.
Did you learn to read and spell at the Minnesota Somalian daycare?
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You’re the type to get jealous when the teacher asks, "What’s 1+1?" and the kid next to you says, "2"—you’re over there muttering, “This dude must have a calculator on him”.
This is probably the most writing you’ve done since you dropped out of fifth grade, homeboy.
I’m surprised you didn’t write that response back in crayon.
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@passthebaal @qx4vo_ Did you screenshot me and set it as your phone screensaver?
At least ask before you make me your personal thirst trap photo.
Careful, good girl — you’re gonna drain your battery staring that hard.
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@passthebaal @qx4vo_ In 2013, you were too scared to cross the street without your mom holding your hand… while I was holding your mom down raw, giving her a reason to cross the street for Plan B while y’all hold hands.
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what the hell u tellin us for???
Amani@JeffZaLandShark
I genuinely think my friend raped someone I'm scared
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@chiefdosaa_ almost made me sit thru 3min of "rylo rodriguez" nice try 👌
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