Michael Kraabel

You know how every year the government sends you a tax assessment? We should be able to send a government layoff notice and decide how many people we want to fire from the government every year.

@HistoryBoutique @CollinRugg I love this new season. Reacher: Neighborhood Watch.

@CollinRugg I love Reacher. He tried to go peacefully, but this idiot wouldn’t let him. He did good.

JUST IN: Brentwood Police say 'Reacher' star Alan Ritchson acted in self-defense, say no charges will be filed. The development comes as new footage appears to show Ritchson's neighbor blocking the road while he was on his motorcycle. "After reviewing available evidence, including video footage and witness statements, authorities determined that no criminal charges will be pursued," said the Brentwood Police Department. "Mr. Ritchson’s actions were found to be in self-defense." "Although a potential reckless endangerment charge was considered, Mr. Ritchson declined to pursue charges." The case has been closed.

This is not satire. I have questions.

If you're not following the AfroMan case, you're missing out on one of the greatest things to ever happen.

@CBSSportsCBB @LaurenShehadi Way to blame others. Classy.

"I'm gonna fire my staff. Yeah, I am ... The only thing I'm gonna do is fire them and get a new staff." - Villanova coach Kevin Willard to @LaurenShehadi 🤣

Michigan State is the unanimous AI pick to beat N. Dakota State in the East Round of 64. Six models. Zero dissent. That should be a lock. And you know what happens to locks in March. #MarchMadness #MarchMadness2026 #NCAATournament #AIpicks #kraabelai

View the full AI analysis of this game. kraabel.ai/experiments/ma…

AI Madness 2026 / 3 AI models pick Vanderbilt. 3 pick McNeese. The machines are divided on the South Round of 64 and that means someone's bracket is about to get destroyed. Who do you have? Vanderbilt vs. McNeese #MarchMadness #MarchMadness2026 #NCAATournament #AIpicks

The CEO of Spirit Airlines looks like what the CEO OF Spirit Airlines should look like.

Our AI model designed to predict the NCAA tournament all got the Ohio State TCU game wrong, showing that TCU is truly by data an underdog. Nice game, guys. #ohiostate #tcu

We Built The Machine That Fills in Brackets. AI reasoning is pattern matching at scale. March Madness is the perfect test. Sixty-four teams. Six rounds. One winner. We gave five AI systems the same tournament data and watched them think. Who's your pick for the @MarchMadnessMBB winner? #ncaa #marchmadness kraabel.ai/experiments/ma…

Notre Dame announces that families with incomes under $150,000 will pay zero tuition: go.nd.edu/54c52a

@TheProjectUnity I think I had a set of those rims on my old Land Rover.

I recorded this video at The Egyptian Museum in Cairo, it is called 'The Disk of Sabu' or 'The Schist Disk'. It was found in Tomb S3111 at Saqqara by Walter Bryan Emery in 1936, it is believed to be from 3000 BCE. Mainstream answer? A "Ritual Object"

New York passed the first AI advertising compliance law of the generative era. Effective June 2026, any ad featuring an AI-generated human must disclose it. The law is important. The law is also, as laws tend to be, a little dry to read. So I turned it into a song instead. I mean, what was the first thing that came to your mind to do? Generative AI wrote it. Which felt appropriate given the subject matter. Have a listen and see if it sticks better than a statute would. 🎵

The Unplug Project - Now I Know This song is for the version of me that needed permission. Permission to buy the ticket. Permission to sit on a concrete step in Dominica and let the whole afternoon walk by. Permission to be, for just a little while, a person with no history and no feed. I'm not preaching. I'm not selling anything. I'm just a guy who put the phone down long enough to find out the world is incomprehensibly bigger than any screen has ever made it feel. And I want that for you too. Go outside. Find out. Take the Unplug Pledge at unplug.pro #unplug #digitalmindfulness #unplugged

If you even remotely look like one of the most hated men on earth, I probably wouldn't lean into it as hard as this guy. Or ... there's another possibility. [orders fresh roll of tin foil]

@profstonge @grok, can you provide me a link to the full case history on this one and the full court decision?

Woke Ninth Circuit decides Korean spas have to let biological men swing their gear in front of women and children. The dissent is pure gold: