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@davidscottjaffe We just need more sexy fat women in videogames. I'm not ashamed.

how it feels

this is the coolest thing that’s ever happened to me i’m literally still shaking

[feeling like i have more in common with the dirt beneath my shoes than with the people around me] haha no big plans for me this weekend. what about you

Do you think even GOD loved the Machines? Probably not. #art #ultrakill

Meet me at the 𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐇𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐳𝐨𝐧 #ultrakill

Tryna flirt with her and she's telling me fun fish facts okay let's just get married I guess

Gabriel: "I must go deal with this machine, it's causing quite an inconvenience in Hell. Worry not; it shall be just as easy a task as all before." Gabriel 5 minutes later:

liquor tonight? yea, if she’ll let me

its called house of leaves because when navidson enters the house he turns around 360 degrees and leaves

Petpetpetpetpetpet #ironlung

Makingh him marketable #ironlung

How pizza shop employees look at you when you walk in and you order a pizza

Your 2 year old misbehaves? If mine is being bad I just say “remember, the young sapling must bend to the mighty wind so its trunk may grow hearty and strong in maturity.” And then he says “apologies, I forgot myself, mother” and then we bow to each other

shakespearean charlie kirk be like To count or to not count gang violence , that is the qu

i used to rob niggas in cap hill seattle then say i was in puppyspace n they wldnt hold me accountable

i cant do the antisocial femcel bit.. im too smooth.. im too socially adept.. im too tapped into the here and now..