Kris Dyer 🌍🇺🇦🇺🇲

@Jim_Jordan Yessir, Mr. Troll, the trolliest of all trolling tactics: completely ignore the first part of the amendment (also very short!) and only state the last sentence as if that settles it. Very, very nice.

The right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall NOT be infringed.

@CBSNews Always hated that sh*tbag and his man-boobs....

Phil Mickelson responded to criticism from families of 9/11 victims over playing in the Saudi-backed LIV Golf series on Monday, saying he has "deep empathy" for them. cbsn.ws/3aZqMqg

@DudespostingWs Keep going....be proud of yourself...it's hard to do, and nothing worthwhile is easy.

@RexChapman That's it! game over! We are all doomed...

@RexChapman What, exactly, is the point in showing these highlights from the Houston Rockets season?

@RexChapman @arch_nem Literally tone-deaf...

@TheRickWilson At the end of the day, nuts will find the nuts.....

Shut it down. We've reached the end of the Internet.

@sullydish I get it, but not at all clever and a bit too on the nose to be funny.

@sullydish HAS TO BE FAKE

A 4-year-old can run errands alone ... and not just on reality TV npr.org/sections/goats…

@Flantastic4 @RexChapman Wow....so.....ska...or polka? Skolka!

@RexChapman Now you have to watch this. It's only fair. It's actually hard NOT to watch. 🤪 youtu.be/7-NOZU2iPA8

Inside the World of Guide Dog Dropouts getpocket.com/explore/item/i… via @Pocket

@KFILE @kenjeong Much respect to Ken Jeong. Watching those two brainless dipsh*ts dancing to one of the architects of a literal insurrection attempt against a democratically elected administration is disgusting. The fact he breathes air outside a prison cell is even worse.

Rudy Giuliani sings "Bad to the Bone" on Masked Singer as host @kenjeong leaves saying, "I'm done."

@KenRoth Christ...planet Earth, 2022, and these fanatics run an entire country like it's 522 AD. How is this even possible?

Attackers bombed a school in Afghanistan yesterday. The school system was already deeply deficient. And the Taliban are doing much more to harm access to education, especially by shutting out girls. What future for Afghanistan if its children can't study? hrw.org/news/2022/04/2…

@buitengebieden_ It's panda-monium! Thank you.......thank you...

@BleacherReport @NASCAR_Xfinity Nice strategy, throwing the first punch w/ the helmet on....the other dude should have known better than to take his off...

WE’VE GOT PUNCHES… at a NASCAR race? 😳 (via @NASCAR_Xfinity)

@AdamKinzinger Amen and amen. Unfortunately, these children did not elect themselves. Blame ultimately lands at the feet of presumably patriotic Americans who cannot get enough of their outrage fix and will vote for any R who peddles jackassery and irrationality. Lord help us all.

Instead of a tweet thread about the unseriousness of some members of Congress in this serious time, I just decided to tell you on video:

@RadioFreeTom And Cormac McCarthy....lord....

@TheRickWilson I'm a fan Rick, I am, but is that real?....I just can't believe it's a real quote....

Greenwa|d: "See, they tied their own hands behind their backs and shot themselves in the back of the head. Vladimir Putin's brave, strong, morally upright young men were merely trying to liberate them. In fact, I'm sure this was a neo-con plot to make Putin look bad."

@TheRickWilson It's funny but it's not. She literally represents 50% of the republican party where the only difference is in the details of their paranoia. This is very bad for our country.

The perfect Trump conspiracy loon doesn't exist... Oh. Wait.