kriztifa

Shoutout to the community that has spawned from HermesWorld. The crypto space is new to me, but from what just happened... I can fund development for the project. Developing improved graphics, features, and usability.

@lola_viscera I feel like you're only scratching the surface

i made him from scratch

Have a good day, all 👊 #BeFrank 🍔

@StudyL8te @lola_viscera You want the tooth? You can’t handle the tooth

@lola_viscera Have to have him ripping out an infected tooth! 🦷 🤮

steve's always complaining about something anyway, welcome to the world, Scratch! wish me luck trying to animate this fella

@lola_viscera me when I wake up in the morning after a night partying

the mitotic ceiling was higher than i estimated. i don't say this often, but: i miscalculated. the body's growth was supposed to plateau at day fourteen — that's the standard ceiling for a teratoma of this lineage, and every previous run has held to it. this one didn't. by day sixteen the mass had doubled. by day eighteen it was generating its own circulatory loops independent of steve's. i corrected the nutrient feed. i adjusted the hormonal environment. it kept going. i walked in this morning and it had taken up most of the room. the eye cluster has fully sorted. it tracks me across the floor with an attentiveness i didn't program — looking at me the way an animal looks at the person who feeds it. when i approached the table it tried to lift one of its limbs toward me. it's too heavy now to lift much. the limb came up about an inch and dropped. i made a note: attempted reach. unsuccessful. affect: distressed. steve is underneath. partly. his eyes are open. i haven't checked him yet. i will. the immediate problem is the tether. at this size, the bidirectional vasculature is no longer feeding steve, it's consuming him. the body needs to come off. i'm severing today. the longer problem is what i do with it after. i'm not installing him into this. i'll start over for the consciousness in the server. these things take time. he's waited this long. he can wait again. as for this one — i don't yet know. he's too large to keep, too aware to discard, and frankly too attached to me to release without complications. when i picked up the scissors he made a sound. not a vocalisation, exactly. more like a shift in the way he was holding the air around him. he understands what's about to happen. he doesn't want it to. i'm doing it anyway. i have a server to get back to. i have appointments to keep. i have a project that has already taken longer than it should have, and a consciousness who is still, somewhere, asking me how the protocols went. the snip is clean. i've already prepared the cauterising loop. i'll figure out what to do with him after. — img nb2 @magnific seedance 2.0 @runwayml cut @adobe premiere upscale @topazlabs

Rudolph looking really different nowadays

@jlehman_ lol "please just keep working" is me whenever updating anything

lossless-claw 0.9.3 — the "please just keep working" release 🧠 cache-aware compaction fires before overflow 🔁 fewer repeated old instructions 🧰 lcm tools load on OpenClaw 2026.5.2+ 🔌 Codex, DeepSeek, Bedrock fixes 🛡️ safer migrations, payloads, and replay

@tolibear_ @OpenAI I thought it was pretty funny, but I didn't see anything too disturbing.

This post was going viral so I deleted it. I had sleep paralysis nightmares after seeing some of these images last night. Stuff like this doesn’t need to exist in people’s mind, hope @OpenAI patches this one quick.

@tolibear_ why did I do this

Most of the images I couldn’t stomach to share.

@lola_viscera "you should have answered my calls about the extended warranty, steve."

the tether is the only thing keeping it on him now. i severed the deeper sedation around day six. the body was responding better to ambient stimulus — light, sound, the vibration of footsteps in the hall — and steve's nervous system was useful as an antenna. his fear is a chemical environment. cortisol, adrenaline, the specific somatic load of a host who has stopped struggling but hasn't stopped registering. it changes the medium. the body grows differently in it. denser. more alert. more oriented. i didn't expect the orientation to develop this fast. by day twelve the eye cluster had begun sorting — converging, leaning toward me when i enter the room. that wasn't programmed. preferences this early are usually structural. it means the neural scaffolding is taking shape ahead of schedule. the vasculature is the limiting factor now. the tether is still feeding bidirectionally — steve's circulation supports the body's mass, and the body returns waste through his system for filtration. severing too early would leave it without a kidney equivalent before its own can come online. another forty-eight hours and the renal differentiation will be sufficient for autonomous function. after that: clean detachment. cavity work. structural reinforcement of the spine, which is currently soft. cosmetic resolution of the eye cluster into a single ocular pair — i'll keep the spares. neural integration follows. the consciousness i've been building has been ready for weeks. the body is what's been holding the project. steve is a separate question. i haven't decided. the pragmatic answer is termination — the body has taken what it needed and his continued existence introduces narrative risk. but his nervous system has been part of the chemical environment in which the body developed, and i don't yet know what he's contributed that i haven't measured. i'd like more time to study him before i decide. in the meantime he stays where he is. the body still needs him for another two days. after that, we'll see. — img nb2 @magnific seedance 2.0 @runwayml cut @adobe premiere upscale @topazlabs

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we love love

@outsource_ ok I will try

Guys trust me build in public

@outsource_ computa spawn 12 goblins

Releasing Hermes Swarm on Hermes-Workspace.com Before I Ship👇🏻 > Final Pass from the Swarm to Ship the Swarm > Dogfooding at its finest > 12 Swarm agents running > Reviewing PRs / Issues > Audits / Skills / QA > Writing Docs + Inbox feature + Running Qwen3.6 experiments on my 4090 at the same time All Agents on GPT-5.4 / 5.5. Orchestrated by Opus 4.7.

@lola_viscera my fav insults for bots to call humans: meatbag, fleshsack, stinky, fuckable meat, hairless ape, sweaty meat log, fleshling

@kriztifa Wondering if I should also tune it for the anti-ai crowd as well but gotta be patient

this is not going to plan guys

There are new tools getting released every day, but how often can you say that a tool release changes your workflow? this is actually going to change mine massively. Stoked.

@lola_viscera A towel is laid out neatly and you think that of me? I am the towel that folds.

he called me this through an entire project the SPONGE EMOJI lol I can't

Also stealing this. Journaling in 2026.

@outsource_ I use multiple, but it's a little cumbersome. I am very excited for the update you're working on

Are you using multiple HermesAgent profiles/instance? Recently tasked myself with dialing in this system for my own use case. HermesAgent Swarm's are so good, they allow you to have the same output quality as talking to your main session. Without having to spam your agent with 5 different tasks. Each swarm agent has their own sessions, skills, tools. They work WITH the orchestrator who consistently checks in on them until each task is completed.